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    As often as I have a dick in my hand, I believe I might qualify as chief wanker.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    As often as I have a dick in my hand, I believe I might qualify as chief wanker.
    Strap on your LOLERSKATES and head for the ROFLCOPTER!!

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    DM, do you find it difficult to type with one hand?
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    Well to be perfectly honest yes. Usually when one hand is occupied all the other has to do is work the mouse

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    Baaaahahaha! Nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GrkScorp View Post
    have you ever noticed when women feel threatened by other women.. what's the first thing they do... "omg, she's such a whore, what a b*tch.. etc."

    I seriously hope none of you guys feel threatened by me.. I offer nothing more than friendly constructive advice.. yes.. sometimes the truth hurts.. but someone has to break the news to you sooner or later.. and it's better you get it sooner than later..
    now why would you flatter yourself like that?

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    I'm so threatened by Scorp some days it's all I can do to muster the courage to come on here.

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    Giga, hold me and say that I'm beautiful. Otherwise my fragile self-esteem will surely crumble before the tide of Scorp's awesomeness.
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    haha just from those comments alone..i'd have to say the title of Chief Wanker would have to go to Scorp hands down!
    "We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little bit of each other everywhere."

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    Quote Originally Posted by sine24 View Post
    haha just from those comments alone..i'd have to say the title of Chief Wanker would have to go to Scorp hands down!
    ahh.. thank you, thank you.. all of you.. too kind..

    ask me if I care.. no seriously.. go ahead and ask..
    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    I'm kinda jealous, I don't think he deserves it.

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    i'm suprised i'm not on the top two list for "most wanted as the chief wanker" list.

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    Eh, it's 'cause you're too friendly. It's more amusing to give titles with double meanings to A) people who deserve it, or B) people for whom it would be hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrkScorp View Post
    ahh.. thank you, thank you.. all of you.. too kind..

    ask me if I care.. no seriously.. go ahead and ask..
    Do you care? You're giving the thread the time of day

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    Before coming up to a conclusion as to who should fill this position, I implore everyone to think about the wankers around the world who might take offense to the decision.

    The last thing we need is a UWF (United Wanker Front) flaming this forum
    Don't cry, don't regret and don't blame
    Weak find the whip, willing find freedom
    Towards the sun, carry your name
    In warm hands you are given
    Ask the wind for the way
    Uncertainty's gone, your path will unravel
    Accept all as it is and do not blame
    God or the Devil
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