The hit on your opposite sex LF friend thread

[misombra]

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hmmmm, you have to read gskorps posts to actually get it.

damn! oh well, i think charlieboy got it.

[Tiay]

.. I bet you'd have a new favorite fruit...

wow, scorp, that sounds positively delicious. How do you keep nailing my fantasies?

[boobaa]

/me hits on Tiay

[TheSphinx]

Haha. Oh, those delightful NLP patterns.

~Sphinx

[GrkScorp]

Haha. Oh, those delightful NLP patterns.

~Sphinx

You should hear me say them.. seeing them typed and not spoken takes away from the experience.. after a while, it's not NLP anymore, it's just a way of speaking.. think of it like taking someone on a mental vacation.. and the beautiful thing about it is that.. in their mind.. they're free to let go and enjoy themselves fully.. nobody else knows what's going on inside their mind.. the problem lies when they enjoy themselves a little too much and want that mental vacation to materialize into reality.. with the person who's taken them on that ride..

The mango one is mine.. Think of it like the chocolate one.. only you can talk about juices.. and the deep red color.. and how it drips.. plus fruit is always fun in the bedroom.. so is chocolate, but fruit is more fun..

But you can't just throw them out blindly.. you have to know what the person is in to.. and Tiay obviously wants to be tied up by the hands & be artfully teased with fruit.. which most likely means she'd be open to trying out handcuffs playfully one day.. which also means she might want someone to cover her body in warm oil.. she wants someone to take control and driver her wild.. but slowly.. until she can't take it anymore.. she's not one to want to give in right away.. which is great, because I like making people work for it a little bit before it's time for their happy ending..

She doesn't need to say it.. that's just who she is.. an open person.. with no game-face.. she's just open and honest.. she's not a classic introvert and I say that because she's not technically "shy".. but she's modest.. she feels the world more powerfully than others and is more in touch with her feelings and emotions.. which is why situations affect her more strongly.. often times at extremes.. and this causes her to feel a surge of emotions; one of which is "inspiration" and the cause of her creative side.. Now.. take that and put it all together.. it almost spells out her sexual/romantic desires perfectly..

[vashti]

Grk is making this thread sleazy and sucking the joy out of it.

Get with the program, Grk!

[GrkScorp]

Oh.. calm your nipples Vash..

There's no need to call it sleazy because we didn't get to you.. if you were nice, maybe you would've been next.. maybe.. unlikely.. but maybe.. after Giga of course..

I'm done though.. just wanted to take Tiay on that mental journey.. (I was watching a special on Belagio Italy & Lake Como, when they mentioned mangos.. I couldn't resist creating that fantasy.. and Tiay had to be the first)

It's always amazed me how women aren't able to use the same language, to create the same fantasy, and take a guy through such a journey without explicit/direct metaphor or innuendo.. They usually try, and that's where it really gets "sleazy".. I think it's beautiful, relaxing, and artful to take someone on such a mental ride without getting nasty (explicitly sexual), but instead use indirect metaphor and innuendo..

[misombra]

i hit on vashhh everyday in the pm's.

so i have already gotten to her. and i'm the coolest, hottest person on this board. so she's more than satisfied without your sleazy come ons.

[IndiReloaded]

But you can't just throw them out blindly.. you have to know what the person is in to..

And NLP doesn't work for everybody. Its like hypnosis, the person has to be open to suggestion & it seems to work better for certain mindsets. Like placebo effect works for some but not others. I invited an NLP expert to give a presentation to our group several years ago & it was pretty embarrasing for her.

I forgot the name of that fellow who is out there actively promoting NLP & himself (he's got a bizillion youtube posts). But occasionally he'll show that his technique doesn't always work (I suppose to 'prove' that he's 'real'). I suspect there's a huge amount of preselection that goes on for who he chooses to do his demonstrations on.

[IndiReloaded]

She doesn't need to say it.. that's just who she is.. an open person.. with no game-face.. she's just open and honest.. she's not a classic introvert and I say that because she's not technically "shy".. but she's modest.. she feels the world more powerfully than others and is more in touch with her feelings and emotions.. which is why situations affect her more strongly.. often times at extremes.. and this causes her to feel a surge of emotions; one of which is "inspiration" and the cause of her creative side.. Now.. take that and put it all together.. it almost spells out her sexual/romantic desires perfectly..

Grk, you *DID* consider the possibility that Tiay was just screwing w/your mind & telling you that you got her all figured out, right? That she was just having a bit of fun at the expense of your ego?

C'mon man, you don't actually believe your own hype, I hope? LOL!

[vashti]

I thought Tiay was simply going along with the theme of the thread.

And yes, sombra and I have a "thing" going on via PM. I think I will forget all about the males and move on to the girls.

Yeah, so although I am sure it was a great offer, no thanks, Grk.

[Kiechi]

Everybody knows actions speak louder than words...
















::Backslap::

How's that for a pickup line? Bitches love it.

[vashti]

The eyes are the mirror to the soul. I'd take a momentary sultry look over too much blah, blah, blah any day.

[TheSphinx]

::Backslap::

How's that for a pickup line? Bitches love it.

::Furrows brow::

Apparently they love this too.

~Sphinx

[misombra]

beat me just PLEASE don't leave me.

(i got that from heavy metal.)