Wife asked me to Streak

[Tomzzz]

This is probably a new one, but here goes. I'm 53, my wife is 45. She has for some time been helping with a group of about 12-15 older ladies, most are 60+ who gather to discuss gardening, crafts, and whatever groups of older ladies discuss. She helps with planning, transportation, etc. Most are widowed, but a few have husbands. Recently, they were making plans to celebrate one of the members' 70th b-day. When asked what she wanted for her b-day, she said a party with "a good-looking young male streaker". They began to discuss the possibility of surprising the b-day girl with just that or maybe having him jump naked out of a box, etc. They were all in agreement, therefore it is clear nobody would be offended. My wife and one of the members are in charge of the planning and they have told the group that they are getting it handled. That's all anyone else knows. Well, my wife says the group is expecting them to probably hire a young buff stripper from a local ladies' club. However, she wants to give them a big surprise and laugh and has suggested that I do the streak. I'm 5' 8", 235 lbs. Not quite what they're expecting. She wants me to put on tennis shoes, one of those pointed party hats, and nothing else and run out and make a circle and maybe end up planting a kiss on the b-day girl's cheek before disappearing. I'm very nervous about this, although it sounds like fun in a way. I've never been naked in front of any women except my wife (and maybe a nurse or two during a hospital stay). I was totally surprised by her request, so I asked her if she minded if all these ladies saw me naked and she said no, it will be a big joke and she doesn't expect any of them to try for a date with me.

My questions are: (1) Should I do it (just grin and "bare" it)? (2) Would ladies on this forum mind if your husband did something like this? (3) Would any men on this forum do it? (4) Has anyone here done or witnessed anything like this before?

Any other additional thoughts are welcome as I'm debating doing this.

[vashti]

Whether or not anyone else would like it, it would only be funny if YOU didn't mind. If you suspect you might feel humiliated afterwards, don't be bullied into it.

And yeah, given the streaker was having fun with it, it would be funny (as long as you are sure none of the women would be offended).

[misombra]

dirty old ladies aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaajjajajajaaa.

that would be hilarious.

[Illusional]

why don't they hire someone??

raverboy

[Gigabitch]

Oh, my God, that's awesome. I think your wife and I would totally get along.

I can see how you'd be nervous, but man, think of the stories you could tell in the old folk's home in 40 years. You have a golden opportunity to expose yourself to a bunch of women who won't call the cops.

Do it.

[Dancer]

DO IT!!! I would.

[IndiReloaded]

Why did you feel the need to post this on here? Think about it.

That said, I would only say 'do it', if you can do it w/o feeling embarrassed. Know that, based on how you describe yourself, that it will be considered more funny than hot.

Why is your wife asking you to do this, rather than them hiring someone? Do you have a good relationship w/her? Or is she possibly trying to manipulate you into something you'll regret? Be prepared for photos...

It could be a wonderfully funny experience or a terribly embarrassing one. Depends on the personality & motives of everyone involved. I would make my decision based on that.

[IndiReloaded]

You have a golden opportunity to expose yourself to a bunch of women who won't call the cops.

LOL! Of course, there's this for a reason too.

[Tomzzz]

I'm not going to say this isn't a daring move for me. But as we all know, dares are challenging. I've learned to have a sense of humor about a lot of things. And if my wife supports me bringing a light moment to this group by jogging by for a minute or so in my birthday suit, that's really the main thing. We have a solid marriage and a manipulation aspect is definitely not in the picture.

As far as photos go, I've thought about that. She has agreed to "ban" cameras by letting the group assume that is part of the supposedly "hired" act. Which is really true, since I am the act. I do realize if somebody "cheated" on that ban, I could be at risk. But I think we have it covered.

I'm thinking that a group of ladies such as this will consider it funny and not "hot". That's just the nature of women vs the nature of men.

Overall, nobody here has expressed an opinion that it would be socially inappropriate, provided that nobody will be offended (which has been established), and, I'm sure I'm OK with going ahead with it.

All things considered, I'm leaning toward stepping out of my modesty for a short time and just being a good sport about it.

[IndiReloaded]

You sound like a fun fellow Tom, have a great time with it.

[Gigabitch]

Watch the movie The Full Monty to get yourself psyched up for it.

[vashti]

Wahoo! Let the good times roll! But you should take one picture with the birthday girl - cover your genitalia, of course!

[IndiReloaded]

Wahoo! Let the good times roll! But you should take one picture with the birthday girl - cover your genitalia, of course!

Yes, with your hat:

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPk72nUYri4"]YouTube - Joe Cocker - You Can Leave Your Hat On[/ame]

[vashti]

Is that Kim Bassinger?

[IndiReloaded]

Is that Kim Bassinger?

You mean from 9 1/2 weeks? Dunno. Prob says in the youtube comments if it is.