What do women do for men?

[vashti]

DM, I think you're gonna be really disappointed when you finally get laid. Sex is so overhyped it isn't funny.

Don't listen to them, DM!! Sex is fantastic! They've just been doing the wrong girls, or maybe even just doing it wrong. You need a grown woman, baby!

[Off2College]

women provides men with pleasure

[Infie]

Hmm, my husband started self-employed work and I knew he was working all out so I did everything and anything I could, cooked, cleaned, anything he asked of me when he asked, part time job, shopped, kept him relaxed, massages, planned dates and got friends over so he could enjoy himself...and to be honest that still isn't enough..

This is the guy who will wake up at 3am because his phone has just told him a client has emailed him and he needs to deal with that as soon as possible. Half tired and hardly getting enough sleep as it is, he will drag himself out of bed. All to earn money for us to buy nice things, have food, pay bills, have a roof over our heads etc.

I don't think I can ever balance that kind of dedication to me out with household chores and massages.

x

[Cain]

Hmm, my husband started self-employed work and I knew he was working all out so I did everything and anything I could, cooked, cleaned, anything he asked of me when he asked, part time job, shopped, kept him relaxed, massages, planned dates and got friends over so he could enjoy himself...and to be honest that still isn't enough..

This is the guy who will wake up at 3am because his phone has just told him a client has emailed him and he needs to deal with that as soon as possible. Half tired and hardly getting enough sleep as it is, he will drag himself out of bed. All to earn money for us to buy nice things, have food, pay bills, have a roof over our heads etc.

I don't think I can ever balance that kind of dedication to me out with household chores and massages.

x

I commend you. Too many women in that situation would take advantage of it.

[Tedel]

In a relationship or marriage men have to

-pay/plan all dates
-plan and pay for vacations
-give massages
-focus entirely on her sexual pleasure
-hold her to sleep
-cook dinners and make picnics
-give expensive gifts
-wait on her
-provide financially
-do all the yard work and fixing stuff
-do half the cooking and cleaning
-make more sacrifices

So what do women do for men?

What's up there is bullshit. The only two things a man needs to do are to be himself and to communicate with his partner a lot, to agree who is going to do what. There are, of course, things that are traditionally attributed to one of the members of the couple and things that can't be agreed on at all (like asking men to give birth and breastfeed a baby); but, you can perfectly do all the rest, talking it over.

The rest is feminism. You'd better forget it.

[clearskies]

' GrkScorp ' keeps thanking everyone, thats cool .

[Tone]

I got this in an e-mail. It's about "The Next Survivor Series"

> > Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
> >
> > Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes
> >
> > There is no fast food.
> >
> > Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house
> > clean,
> > correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do
> > laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.
> >
> > In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries
> > each
> > week.
> >
> > Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
> > relatives, and send cards out on time.
> >
> > Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
> > dentist appointment and a haircut appointment.
> >
> > He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
> > Urgent Care.
> >
> > He must also make cookies or cup cakes for a social function.
> >
> > Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
> > planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.
> >
> > The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
> > and all chores are done.
> >
> > The men must shave their legs, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
> > keep fingernails manicured and eyebrows groomed.
> >
> > During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
> > abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
> > swings
> > But never once complain or slow down from other duties.
> >
> > They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
> > least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.
> >
> > They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
> > night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth
> > and comb their hair by 7 :00 am.
> >
> > A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father
> > will be required to k now all of the following information: each
> > child's
> > birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
> > Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length
> > of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
> > favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
> > they want to be when they grow up.
> >
> > The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
> > wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
> > spouse at a moment's notice.
> >
> > If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and
> > over
> > again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be
> > called Mother!