Dude, just turn the lights off. Either that or rent some porn (or select something from your large collection of bald-pussy porn) and show it to her.
Spammer Spanker
ROFL!!!!!! omigee :x this is was hilarious. shet.
man i feel bad for her i bet she was hella embarassed hahaha
are u two still talking? rofllll
Someone's sporting a power muff eh?
Why don't you ask her in general conversation if she's ever had a Brazilian then steer the conversation around? What season is it where you are? Maybe take her to the beach. If there is anything coming out of the bikini just ask her about it.
Or you can offer to shave her as part of your sex play.
I had to tell a friend of mine to get her fur bikini bottom taken care of because there was hair poking out everywhere one time we went to the beach. It was really gross looking.
Why hasn't anyone mentioned the fact that if she wanted to shave it, she would have? It's not like she's unaware of the practice, I'm sure. Is she making a political statement? Is she also a vegetarian who does yoga daily and smokes a lot of pot? Maybe she's a neo-feminist.
All I'm saying is that if you decide to tell her you don't like her kitty, you run the risk of pissing her off.
I'm intrigued. I can't really figure out someone who sports that kind of muff. Please tell me more about her.
Spammer Spanker
I think the OP should burn the pubes off. The fuccking bitch needs to learn
LMAO! Omg I can't stop laughing!
Seriously though, too much hair down there attracts dirt and sweat molecules. It's a health risk!! haha Snuff that muff!
Ask her whether she has a preference to be all natural, trimmed, or completely hairless. Then ask her what does she like in men? Don't say directly that you want her to trim. Let her lead you in that direction when you ask these questions.
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Great thread...
anyway... OP, what about next time you see her you mention something about how you can't wait till you can have her to yourself (make sure there's no opportunity for that until a couple of days later, though!) and gradually get into conversation about pubes. Tell her you've been thinking of trimming yours (just a trim, ok? nothing wrong with that for a dude) and how you hope she'll like it. Be subtle and go with the context, i hope you know how to do that.
Meanwhile, ask her for her own preferences, and she'll naturally ask yours. tell her you like it neat down there, but don't claim you love Brazillian, pace it a bit lol.
I kept it well-trimmed, and my boyfriend just mentioned he thought it'd be hot if I waxed it. He didn't say he thought the hair was gross or anything (to be fair he doesn't), but honestly I'm guessing most girls couldn't care less what their fur looks like.
Also, speaking as a girl: if you like having your balls played with/licked/sucked etc. having them hairless is as useful and pleasant as having your girl hairless. Trust me!
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did bats fly out too??
raverboy
...this is just my perspective on the situation...
I think he should tell her that it's his preference. I think she said it was a health risk cuz your pubic hair holds a lot of shit in it, even when you bathe. I find that if I dont shave and I got my period, even when its finished and I bathe I still smell the scent of blood(yuck lol).
But anyway he should at least hint to her that its his preference and see what is hers as well. I personally would say it straight out to shave or else we aint ****ing.
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