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  1. 29-12-08, 09:18 PM #16
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    Why yes, Vash. I am. In fact, I think all women are secretly lesbian or bi. They're just in denial about it.

    Come over here and sit on my lap and I'll show you...
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  2. 29-12-08, 09:20 PM #17
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    i'm gonna have to start charging a toll for this thread if you two keep going.
    baby ya hustle. but me i hustle harder.

  3. 29-12-08, 09:31 PM #18
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    Oh, hello there. There's room enough for two on this lap.
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  4. 29-12-08, 09:40 PM #19
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    I'd pay to have misombra there, too.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
  5. 29-12-08, 10:01 PM #20
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    ooooooooo we can raise the prices. ::sits on starbucks lap:: hello there...
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  6. 29-12-08, 10:30 PM #21
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    I'm secretly a lesbian trapped in a man's body. People expect me to prance about in bright colors, talk with a lisp, and quote the wizard of oz while dancing to techno...But all I really want to do is give myself a buzz cut, scream like the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket, and ride Harleys. Help please, what should I do? My wife doesn't know! By the way I hate rainbows.
    "Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."
  7. 30-12-08, 03:57 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lite View Post
    I'm secretly a lesbian trapped in a man's body. People expect me to prance about in bright colors, talk with a lisp, and quote the wizard of oz while dancing to techno...But all I really want to do is give myself a buzz cut, scream like the drill instructor in Full Metal Jacket, and ride Harleys. Help please, what should I do? My wife doesn't know! By the way I hate rainbows.
    If I were single... I'd show you a few things... however, the buzz cut and screaming like a drill instructor would have to go... Perhaps you could substitute that with long lockes of hair and screams of wondrous release?

    BTW... can't go wrong with Harleys
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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  8. 30-12-08, 04:04 AM #23
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    I'm not a lesbian, but I'm bi-curious. In fact, this thread is making me want to unbutton my sweater. This Catholic schoolgirl's uniform sure is getting hot...
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  9. 30-12-08, 04:09 AM #24
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    Ah... to be single again... seems like I can never find such interesting (or interested) people until I'm in a committed relationship. Oh well... I can still watch though... (sigh).
    "The weakest soul, knowing its own weakness, and believing this truth that strength can only be developed by effort and practice, will, thus believing, at once begin to exert itself, and, adding effort to effort, patience to patience, and strength to strength, will never cease to develop, and will at last grow divinely strong."

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  10. 30-12-08, 04:10 AM #25
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    Oh! I'm spanking my own ass!
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  11. 30-12-08, 09:03 AM #26
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    You guys are killing me! lol

    hehe spanking own butt.
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  12. 30-12-08, 11:12 PM #27
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    You're next, hottie. You've been a bad girl.
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