Weddings

[Only-virgins]

Anyway, go to the good will and buy a shitty 3 piece suit for 5 dollars. Wear that to the wedding, and the I'm with Stupid shirt underneath.

All the groomsman are getting their tuxes fitted together and it is a rental for $130. What a pile of fagotry. I know what a Sermon is, but why would an atheist have too? it is a religious thing.

[bluesummer]

Maybe buddy should've considered having less groomsman and paying for them himself. Who the hell has SEVEN groomsman? Isn't that a tad over the top?

I don't know why you agreed to it in the first place.

[Only-virgins]

i wanna see pictures of you in your suit!!!

Ill maybe put them up. Look for the guy with a frown on the pic when up.

[Only-virgins]

Maybe buddy should've considered having less groomsman and paying for them himself. Who the hell has SEVEN groomsman? Isn't that a tad over the top?

I don't know why you agreed to it in the first place.

Well that includes me. I don't know. He is a bit weird. He won't pay because he is convinced it is the groomsman and bestmans duty.

[Illusional]

He asked me a while back, I never figured they would actually get married. She is ugly as ****, my visual cortex pulses in pain when I look at her. He asked me in a car, caught me off guard and I agreed to it. Damn it, one year later here I am.


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should've told him that you forgot...

raverboy

[IndiReloaded]

OV, just do it. He's your friend for god's sake. And put on a REAL smile while you are doing it. Know why? Because all the while you will be saying to yourself:

Its not me! Its not meeeeeee!! Bwhahahahahahaha!

I LOVE other ppls weddings and all the prelude up to it. Especially when one gets to place mental bets for how long it will last and under what conditions things will tank. Remember, 1/2 of them do.

So, consider it an opportunity to observe, first-hand, all the contortions ppl will place themselves in for the sake of love.

[lesa]

No, apparently that is not how it works.

[url]http://weddings.lovetoknow.com/wiki/Who_Pays_for_What%3F[/url]

My *friend* got some backwards lol. The parent of the groom made the bride's gown but the mother is a professional seamstress (who was going to make me a beautiful gown as well). I'm not sure if all the groomsmen's tux were paid by the groom but I know my *friend* did not pay for his (but he was family so that makes sense). They spents thousands and thousands of dollars on that beautiful outdoor wedding on the hills. They regret it afterwards, wished to have used the money more on the honeymoon, and told me not to do the same. Lol, I have no intentions to spend thousands of dollars on a wedding.

I not sure what my best friend did. I told her to not use me as a bridesmaid because of my hectic schedule at the time, etc.

I know this may not be an exciting time as some expect it to be for you.

[misombra]

i was a brides maid for a friend years ago. it was so much work. they got divorced a year later.

[vashti]

Who the hell has SEVEN groomsman?

Guys who are marrying women that want 7 bridesmaids.

[Only-virgins]

OV, just do it. He's your friend for god's sake. And put on a REAL smile while you are doing it. Know why? Because all the while you will be saying to yourself:

Its not me! Its not meeeeeee!! Bwhahahahahahaha!

I LOVE other ppls weddings and all the prelude up to it. Especially when one gets to place mental bets for how long it will last and under what conditions things will tank. Remember, 1/2 of them do.

So, consider it an opportunity to observe, first-hand, all the contortions ppl will place themselves in for the sake of love.

Haha it is not me. That is true. She is his first girlfriend and she has him under control like a robot. I don't know how long it will last but than again they have been dating for 4 years.

[misombra]

your friend wants to be dominated.

[Indignant]

i say get the bride wasted and **** her, get your money worth

[Only-virgins]

i say get the bride wasted and **** her, get your money worth

Can't, you turn to stone when you make eye contact. She is gross on an epic level. One of the most unattractive people I have ever seen in my life and I can say that with no doubts in my mind. Her entire side of the family looks like they mated with gorillas. This wedding is going to suck and not even any potential girls for me are going to be there. Some weddings I have been to were good, the women were attractive, attractive women looking elegant and sexy at a wedding turn me on...but this one is not going to be like that..the women are nasty. Maybe there is one girl in there that got all the good genes..I'm sure ill pick her out but she will be the one that is unavailable. Oh the bets bridesmaid or whatever is afraid of dancing with me so we can't dance (she thinks her boyfriend will kill her) and she also makes my eyes bleed.

[Illusional]

Can't, you turn to stone when you make eye contact. She is gross on an epic level.

i say get the bride wasted and **** her, get your money worth

not wanting to go to your friend's wedding is one thing, but f*cking his butt ugly wife is crossing the line.

raverboy

[Lite]

What was it... The day after I proposed to my first wife she insisted on going to a book store to pick up some wedding planning books?

So, I found a book for grooms. The first page said, "If you look up the word groom in the dictionary, it says, "A man or boy in the employ of caring for horses." A bride will argue that the proper term is bride-groom, but you get the point. You should accept that as a man a wedding is something that happens to you, not for you."

I remember standing around the night before my best friend's wedding talking with the maid of honor (Me in the role of best man...) who would have been cute if she had waxed the mustache and you know, not talked ever.... I'm digressing here. She started asking me about my damn speech, and if I had memorized, and yammering on about how scared she was she'd screw up. So, I took pity on her. I said, "Look, you've known them as a couple as long as I have, if you lose your place just tell a story. You know, like this one time, at band camp..." And the whole wedding party cracks up laughing at the maid of honor, she looks like she's going to slap me, and it dawns on me. "Oh shit. She's playing a ****ing flute solo in the wedding tomorrow."

My wedding last December was very short, very simple, and we solved the who says their vows first dilemma by flipping a coin ala football. I elected to receive having conceded field advantage anyway.

Pretty much, you can't take a wedding too damn seriously. Even if bozo the clown marries you, the only real important thing about the wedding is that you're married. Everything else is bullshit. The $600 cake. The $1000 wedding dress. The $130 tuxedos. The $800 you paid for the wedding video that you'll maybe watch 2 times in order to torture people who gave you 13 toasters.

You know OV, Archie McPhee makes a bacon patterned/bacon scented tuxedo...