I'm a medium.  Pay me one hundred and fifty bucks an hour and I'll foretell your future and prescribe these wonderful totems, 60 dollars each, which will protect you from the evil spirits I see surrounding you.  Also, add these crystals to your bath each night, $25, and it will improve the luminosity of your aura.  
That'll be $100 for the initial consultation fee.  Thanks.
				
			 
			
		 
			
			
			
				
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				God, so atrocious in the Old Testament, so attractive in the New--the Jekyl and Hyde of sacred romance.
-Mark Twain
If people are good only because they fear punishment and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed. 
-Albert Einstein