Source: XKCD
For all you stats nerds out there.
I don't think you understand. I've have been a fat nasty peice of ass since day one. Poor me, "I hate my life".
Why are you trying to make me feel better?
I don't really care if you still want to believe that I'm hot (for some strange reason). I'm ugly physically I'm also stupid and a bitch. Despite all that I'm still not a bitter dickhead.
Uhh yeah... okay.
BTW: most or nearly all my responses to you have a varying degree of sarcasm in them. You insult me to the max in your tipping post, then you say you're here for a dumbnut waitress to talk about my "problems".
Thanks again, sweet George.
Sounds like George took all the advice everyone has been giving HIM and spit it back at you, girl.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mohandas Gandhi
Lol, I know. I'm not the truly bitter one here. I'm happily in a relationship and this guy is bitterly single.
I think you should start with Kindergarten, Georgie.
Blue, yellow, red.
A B C.
2+2=4, man.
I know I am useless and stupid... I don't know why people tolerate me, I don't know why I keep on trying .. but I do.