Bitch and Moan about your co-workers here.

[sookie6]

I've always believed that loyalty is a two-way street. I will rarely fire anyone, unless it's for (repeated) willfull dishonesty or violence , or drug/alcohol abuse. I try to be understanding and flexible with my employees. My office Ladies are "Mrs. Forgetfull", my HS sweetheart, and a former pornstar (a big name, you guys would recognize it if I told you) and they are ALL great women. Completely loyal, and absolutely honest. Some of my guides/managers are HS buddies, and guys I was in the Army with. We are more like a family than a business, and that's how I always wanted it to be.

I am no porn star but I want to work for you!!!!

[Perryville]

If I ever open a French office, you will be first on my list.

[Perryville]

Seriously, she came to work for me, after leaving the porn business, and has been a real asset to the company. She is one of the few success stories in the porn industry, and I'm sooooooooo proud of her.

[misombra]

the state is always up my ass.

they call me with messages like this, "um i need you to give me a call as soon as you get a chance i really need to talk to you about _________. thank you."

then i call them back and leave them a message and i never hear from them again. wtf do they want? sounds like a whole lotta nothing to me.

or they want a packet of documents and i send it to them and they ask me for more and more. then when i stop sending them they approve my packet a day later.

fuking annoying state government.

[Perryville]

Try dealing with the State Dept. You may have to wait for DAYS to get a return call.

[qwertz]

someone at my work diverted my office phone to my mobile so i got a load of work calls, even though im not back in work for 2 weeks.

[Illusional]

Try dealing with the State Dept. You may have to wait for DAYS to get a return call.

its' the same with any state job.

raverboy

[bluesummer]

I'm excited because the co-worker I can't stand is writing an exam she needs to keep her job, and I'm pretty sure she's going to fail. One, because she's an idiot....two, because she told one of the other girls she's pretty sure she won't pass. That means she's gone and I don't have to look for a transfer.

Is it really evil that I want her to fail and get canned?

[IndiReloaded]

Canadian securities exam? Nice.

[Doc Durian]

I'm excited because the co-worker I can't stand is writing an exam she needs to keep her job, and I'm pretty sure she's going to fail. One, because she's an idiot....two, because she told one of the other girls she's pretty sure she won't pass. That means she's gone and I don't have to look for a transfer.

Is it really evil that I want her to fail and get canned?

Not really... I have a couple of morons I'd love to choke on a ham sandwich. Once a person is entrenched in a position it can influence the entire chain of work one does and works under.

I'd have to attend their funerals without grinning though. That could be a problem.

Can men wear mourning veils?

[bluesummer]

Not really... I have a couple of morons I'd love to choke on a ham sandwich. Once a person is entrenched in a position it can influence the entire chain of work one does and works under.

I'd have to attend their funerals without grinning though. That could be a problem.

Can men wear mourning veils?

Ha ha, you could try doing the MJ and wear a black surgical mask. Thanks tho, I feel slightly less evil now.

Canadian securities exam? Nice.

No, she's writing Investment Funds in Canada....the whittled-down dummy version of the CSC. I've taken the CSC and wrote it in six months. She's been doing the IFC for a year and a half and still doesn't get it.

[QuietLady]

This is about a past job I had. This one co-worker of mine accidently sent a customer to the wrong aisle as we were trying to help them. I laughed about it and joked "Oh she's nothing but trouble" and then a few hours later I got called into the office and told to cash out. She literally filed a complaint against me and the next morning I got chewed out by the manager. I've never gotten over it for some reason.

[IndiReloaded]

Did it teach you to edit yourself in a professional workplace tho? Probably a good lesson, in that case. Tho, it seems a minor infraction not worth being fired over.

[QueenofCorona]

That I am the only one answering the phones right now because this lazy ass dunce I work with is too busy dicking around online to notice the phones are ringing off the hook. Not to mention its break time and I can't hear any of the callers because no one bothered to shut the damn door to the break room. Seriously, some people are so inconsiderate and oblivious to the obvious it blows my mind.

[QueenofCorona]

Men around my office. So lazy.

This guy who works in our Madison branch constantly FAILS at properly noting accounts. Wrong number? Don't remove it or anything, yet note that its a wrong number so we keep calling it and getting yelled at?

I want to kick him in the taint.