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    Quote Originally Posted by sookie6 View Post
    I can totally relate Phoenix.

    I have been experiencing the most boring time of my life the past few years. But that's really because I have been keeping my head down for fear of being swamped again in something bad.

    For the most part I have achieved peacefulness.

    But I am really.......BORED and that's not what life is about.

    For me there is a huge difference between being BORING and being BORED.

    I know I am boring. I like it. I don't do unpredictable stuff, so I have a pretty good idea of what to expect. So therefore: boring = good
    For a couple of months I have had enough times where I was bored, but that's just because it's winter and I can't ride
    In the spring / summer I can get back out there
    Can someone please explain what is so great about constantly being reminded of that which you cannot have?

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    Quote Originally Posted by playfulfox View Post
    Buy yourself a dildo My Gosh! Spencers & adult stores have all kinds of sex toys & vibrators,so I can't understand this noise,lol...
    Quote Originally Posted by playfulfox View Post
    it is easy to get laid,but that's the sad part when most of the men out there are not very attractive & don't have a brain for anything! I respect myself & I won't get it on with an ugly dummy!!!
    Oh pleeease, if a dildo can satisfy you instead of sex then you really are missing out on good sex.
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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    I'm sooo horny I think I can do 100 women...I think about sex every 2-3 seconds. I'm tired of having precu (wet if you know what I mean) moments even at work trying to get these perverted twisted thoughts out of my head or something triggering them. It's down right embarrassing to the point that I have to go to the restroom to see if there was a noticeable wet spot on the front of my pants. I did one time the secretary noticed looking away with a grin on her face...my face was red. I hope things work out with this girl I just met because if it doesn't I'm going have to call me a super hot escort chick and call it a day. Being a trucker for 3 1/2 years on the road in solitary confinement is what made me who I am now. Now that I'm no longer driving anymore I am trying to ease on back into the social scene again and be normal again. This ain't normal...yes, I'll admit I am a deprived sex addict. Sorry, I'm very hungry at the moment feeling like a dormant volcano ready to explode. Don't mean to sound desperate but my sex drive is extremely high at the moment.

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    Well, you're in the right thread atleast haha
    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    Nothing like trying to get some on a Sunday morning when there are two little nuggets who love to get up early across the hallway. Thank God they know better than to ever enter a room without knocking first but yesterday the older one came in and wanted to show us her score on some computer game, "Daddy, why are you so sweaty? I want to give you a hug."
    So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell,
    blue skies from pain.
    Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail?
    A smile from a veil?
    Do you think you can tell?
    And did they get you to trade your heroes for ghosts?
    Hot ashes for trees?
    Hot air for a cool breeze?
    Cold comfort for change?
    And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage?

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    Quote Originally Posted by QueenofCorona View Post
    Nothing like trying to get some on a Sunday morning when there are two little nuggets who love to get up early across the hallway. Thank God they know better than to ever enter a room without knocking first but yesterday the older one came in and wanted to show us her score on some computer game, "Daddy, why are you so sweaty? I want to give you a hug."
    children are so innocent

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    Got it twice last night! I was quite pleased as she did everything I asked her. I havent had a girl ride me in quite sometime and she went to freaking town while I just chilled. She even folded my clothes for me!

    I love it when girls do stuff for me, really, I do.

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    QC, it's kind of unsettling when a rugrat comes bounding on the bed and you are "connected". But hey, he's only 5, so it's fairly easy to make up something to explain it away.

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    I've become increasingly un-horny and also cannot sleep
    Love sucks.

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    where the f*ck has Q been??

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    <sigh> horny and no one to take it out on
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    I still can't figure out how you can't find someone to put his penis in you.
    Keep your love life off Facebook, don't cheat, it's never too soon to make a move on a woman you like.

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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    <sigh> horny and no one to take it out on
    liar... you're just too damn choosy... if you'd let nature take it's course you could be a whore... but i guess that you don't choose to be that way. instead, you prefer to be a tease...

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    Me luv you long time, or for few min. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Illusional View Post
    liar... you're just too damn choosy... if you'd let nature take it's course you could be a whore... but i guess that you don't choose to be that way. instead, you prefer to be a tease...

    raverboy
    Yeh, your right, i could be a whore, i just choose not to be!!
    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

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