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    my car...

    I went to a dorm party on campus last night and got pretty drunk with a few girls and guys. When it got late I had to get my sleeping bag from my car because I don't live there. I hate using someone else's sheets so I brought the sleeping bag so I could use that while sleeping on the spare bed one of my friends had in his room.
    Anyways, while I was walking to my car one of my friends went with me to keep me company I guess. (it's hard to remember because I was drunk) When we got to my car she was acting really weird because she had a bit more to drink than I did. She would talk about how horny she was and tell me stories about her sex life. I was fine with it, being a guy. But then she started climbing on top of my car which I was NOT ok with.
    I told her to get off like 5 times, but every time I asked her to get off she would stomp her foot on my car as hard as she could. Eventually after a really long conversation about what kind of food she likes to eat (while she was on my car) I told her she's insane and that i'm going inside because it's cold. She stomped on my car again but this time she put a massive dint on the top of my car! It's REALLY bad, it's right where I have to sit while i'm driving, so I have to sorta avoid banging my head into it whenever I go for a drive. She's such a bitch, and I can't say anything other than "it's ok you didn't mean to" because if I actually said what I was thinking at the time she would need therapy... also, she knows a girl that I like and I don't want her saying bad things about me.

    But seriously... I can't afford to repair it right now, I have school fees to pay and I also have a loan to pay off ughhh
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    Wow dude, you're a puss. If a girl did that shit to my car, I'd grab her by the ankles and yank her off. I would have taken pictures and reported it to the police and press charges. Quick way to end a relationship is to misuse my things!

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    Uhhh.... press charges. Sue her for damages?
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    I don't give a **** how drunk she is. Didn't mean to? Did she mean to drink so much? I would tell her to pay for the repairs or you're never talking to her again. Who gives a **** about the girl you like? If she sides with your friend then she's an asshole anyway.

    Seriously! I'm a guy too, but **** THAT. I would have chewed her out so bad she would have become sober.

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    Chewed her out? I would have bent that bitch over my knee and spanked her ass.

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    Ok...some drunk girl was telling you how horny she was and you let the evening end with her putting a dent in your car?...you were supposed to **** her dummy....you woulda got your rocks off and the crazy bitch wouldn't have ****ed up your car...problem solved...god I'm like Dr. Phil over here.
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    ah, drunk chicks.
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    You shouldn't have let her climb up there in the first place. It's too late to do anything now, guess you're stuck with it.
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    I would grab her head and shaved her hair to ZERO. What a dumb bitch.
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    I say make her accountable for her drunk dumb ass actions. Send her a bill for the damages to your car. Screw that shit, don't let her get away with that, make her pay. Maybe she will think a bit more before she gets dumb ass drunk. Hell if she does pay the bill she probably won't have enough money to get as stinking stupid ass drunk anyway.

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    So let me get this straight. You are a young guy and a young woman is telling you how horny she is - and what do you do? - nothing. Jeez I worry about young people. I"m an old fart of 46 and would have ****ed the hell out of her. Are you gay?

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    oh snap! Tell her she has 2 options: either suck your cock until she's "paid off" her debt or you will sue her for damages

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    you pussy. and this is coming from a chick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by girl68 View Post
    you pussy. and this is coming from a chick.
    And she has a turkey for her avatar...thats so much more insulting.

    You really should have ****ed the drunk girl.
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    Umm okay, I've had that for like 2 years now.

    If you cared THAT much about your car the bitch would never have been climbing on it. I'm not insulting his lack of moves I'm insulting his non exsistant attempts to get little miss horny off your car. Something tells me you loved hearing about her sexcapades while she climbed all over your car.

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