Originally Posted by
doppelgaenger
Technically it's illegal to tailgate. You have to maintain a certain distance on the road, depending on how fast your going. I get nervous whenever people start doing it - I like to give them a little thing called a "happy tap", where I tap quickly on the brakes, just enough to make them shit their pants and slow the fück down. Usually works.
I have a crowbar under my seat for anyone that starts funny business. Anyone who wants to pull over for an "in-depth discussion" about my driving habits is going to be kissing iron.
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