She doesn't own a cell phone

[aajf]

Can't be. I'm pretty sure you don't know my wife.

Perhaps they are twins? Does your wife look like a goddess, with the sweetest angelical face and the most melodic voice that ever enchanted this land? Does she smell like flowers from a primaveral garden planted by Priapus from the beginning of time?

[aajf]

Yeah, but everybody poops.

Her poop smell like roses

[aajf]

Did it cross your mind that she maybe does have a cellphone but tells you she doesn't because she doesnt want you to call her?

I have news! She ordered a cell phone today, they told her it will arrive in 30 days more or less, it comes from Kasakhstan, it is a new brand or so, according to the tel company, she says, there you go.

[JackyB]

Her poop smell like roses

Mine smells like Gin & Tonic, sometimes, I think.

[HeartIsAching]

Perhaps they are twins? Does your wife look like a goddess, with the sweetest angelical face and the most melodic voice that ever enchanted this land? Does she smell like flowers from a primaveral garden planted by Priapus from the beginning of time?

She has no twin. Yes, she does, she is, and she does.

[aajf]

She has no twin. Yes, she does, she is, and she does.

Well, to be honest, my angel smokes, and sometimes she sounds like an old Irish sailor, but when she curses she is certainly worse than one...oh my god, she is so cute

[JackyB]

Well, to be honest, my angel smokes, and sometimes she sounds like an old Irish sailor, but when she curses she is certainly worse than one...oh my god, she is so cute

Uh, I smoke too luv, and I cough like an old dog, just in case...

[qwertz]

This thread is hilarious.