How do you know if a girl has.....*ahem*

[Xircom]

Me fixated on him? Its him that keeps trying to get me banned for keeping it real. I was just pointing out this new dude speaks in a similar manner. Like a twat.

Wow, such a charming vocabulary "a twat" you say isn't that another word for a Pussy? Or Vaginal Passage?

I've had more one night stands than you've had hot dinners..

Theres a girl where I work and everyone fancies the hot-pants off her, so a guy working in the warehouse called Mr X took
the plunge and invited her out on a date.

One thing led to another and they ended up having sex...

Mr X then relayed to me today that her brother had called him up to warn him about the fact she had gonorrhea... An Mr X looking extremely worried asked me what he should do.. So I said "well you wernt stupid enough to have sex the first time without a condom where you!" and therein lies Mr X's problem... "YES" he said! "She put it in there but I pulled it straight back out!"

So I told him you'd best go down to the clinic and get yourself checked out...

All through the day I ribbed him with little comments like, "so you haven't seen Dabs" since then? "Dab's" he said looking puzzled "Sherbert Dabs" (cokney rhyming slang for crabs) I told him, realization slowly dawning on his face.

As he walked past I would hold one erect forefinger in the air and slowly let it droop making a whistling noise to watch as his face burned bright red.

Then at the end of the day I said "see you tommorrow mate" to which he retorted "yes, go on, go, I dont want to hear anymore rude jokes, go on, straight out!" he said... "Straight Out?" I asked as I walked off.

[iamaninnocentma]

Wow, such a charming vocabulary "a twat" you say isn't that another word for a Pussy? Or Vaginal Passage?

I've had more one night stands than you've had hot dinners..

Theres a girl where I work and everyone fancies the hot-pants off her, so a guy working in the warehouse called Mr X took
the plunge and invited her out on a date.

One thing led to another and they ended up having sex...

Mr X then relayed to me today that her brother had called him up to warn him about the fact she had gonorrhea... An Mr X looking extremely worried asked me what he should do.. So I said "well you wernt stupid enough to have sex the first time without a condom where you!" and therein lies Mr X's problem... "YES" he said! "She put it in there but I pulled it straight back out!"

So I told him you'd best go down to the clinic and get yourself checked out...

All through the day I ribbed him with little comments like, "so you haven't seen Dabs" since then? "Dab's" he said looking puzzled "Sherbert Dabs" (cokney rhyming slang for crabs) I told him, realization slowly dawning on his face.

As he walked past I would hold one erect forefinger in the air and slowly let it droop making a whistling noise to watch as his face burned bright red.

Then at the end of the day I said "see you tommorrow mate" to which he retorted "yes, go on, go, I dont want to hear anymore rude jokes, go on, straight out!" he said... "Straight Out?" I asked as I walked off.

**** off .

[Xircom]

**** off .

Oi mate your moms like a door knob.. everyone's had a turn!

[iamaninnocentma]

I refer you to my previous post.

[Xircom]

I refer you to my previous post.

Regretfully was no sustenance in it... Probably something a lot of the girls you've gone out with said as well.

[Love'sReject]

Dayuuuum! Immatroll is getting OWNED.

[iamaninnocentma]

Regretfully was no sustenance in it... Probably something a lot of the girls you've gone out with said as well.

Finally, someone who is unfunnier than LovesReject. No wonder hes thanking you. Btw i dont talk to english people, so please stop quoting me. Thanks.

[Xircom]

Oh you don't speak to infidels.. now we're going racial are we.. Thats ok I don't talk to Jew's or Arab's!

يا حمار

مالوش زبر.

[iamaninnocentma]

You stopped quoting me ya wee faggot, hahha. Taking orders from an arab, lol. You and Lovesreject should do a homosexual suicide pact. The world would be a better place with 2 less stupid virgins.

[Xircom]

Ya wee och now your getting closer to the country of my birth, see you jimmy, have you ever had a highland kiss?

In the language of my forefathers ya can "poch me hoonie!"

[iamaninnocentma]

Before you start threatening people on the interweb, be warned im a yellow belt in karate, and a stupid englishman is piss in the pool to me. Now get back into bed with your sister/mom, and leave the adults to talk.

[Xircom]

Lol, OMG.. hes a yellow belt phear.. No worries there my new found friend, my belt is only a third dan black belt that was gained oversea's studying under Taiji Kase Ha Ryu Blue Dragon Dojo in the canary islands of Tenerife Del Sur.

So I will bow to your greater understanding and deep wisdom of the martial art's philosophy.

Besides which I have to go to bed, I have work in the morning unlike some people..

Nighty night.. Sleep tight!

[iamaninnocentma]

Yeah, those burgers wont flip themselves.

[Love'sReject]

Your momma doesn't flip herself!

[iamaninnocentma]

You need help.