WORST medical situation ever.....

[Only-virgins]

OK hehe...I am having a bit trouble of breathing right now.. and feel really cold (its about 75 outside and inside) . My chest hurts for some odd reason....wierd....I think I should go to the hospital.

Anyways...just so its not some stupid rant about me dying at 2:30 am here I will ask:

WHAT IS THE WORST MEDICAL SITUATION YOU HAVE EVER BEEN IN?

[bluesummer]

I had my appendix taken out, which was pretty gross. Abdominal surgery is a *****.

[BlackRose]

I broke my knee and I get chronic kidney stones. Now THERE'S pain.

[Illusional]

luckily i have never broken a bone. the only time i needed surgery was for stiches and to get my molars removed.

raverboy

[Junket]

Well, I was taking amoxicillin (a form of penicillin) for a ear infection I had couple years back, and while I was at camp I broke out into hives all over my body. I went to the nurse there and asked if it might be the medication, but she kept me on it anyway and said that it might have been "something in your sleeping bag".

Keep in mind summer camp there's already bugs, heat, and humidity to add to the discomfort of being incredibly itchy and sensitive due to the hives.

Well finally the week ended and my dad who I called earlier in the week about pickin' me up early said "Oh, I didn't realize it was that bad." (Yeah thanks you ****in' a$$hole) and took me to the emergency room where they pumped me full of stuff to make 'em go away.

I was on steroids for the next week or so.

Turns out, I'm allergic to amoxicillin.

[misombra]

last year i was in the hospital for a week with a kidney infection. i waited so long to go to the doctor that when i got there they said if i would have waited another day i would've had a heart attack (scary). i felt like i would've died. there were moments were i was laying there in bed waiting for death to take me out of my misery.

[BlackRose]

luckily i have never broken a bone. the only time i needed surgery was for stiches and to get my molars removed.

raverboy

I don't think it was a molar. It was really your rabbit teeth. *pets the bunny* I'll get you to shake your tail one of these days.

[confusedsoul]

Broke my right leg when I was like 3-4 years old.. man that plaster suckeeeeeeeed

Then at 9-10, had a metal hook ripping my chin while playing on a badminton/volleyball... dont remember exactly but some kind of stupid pole.. (ya gave up on being male stripper after that instance ). had to get three stitches to keep myself intact!!!

And then at 12 had a car accident that put 3-4 more stitches in my back head That was gross, seeing all that blood..yuck

Hey I only had freak accidents, no illnesses to report .. Ya maybe a smallpox here and a malaria there when I was a kid..but thats it
am doing great now.. touchwood...

[bohemiandonut]

Well finally the week ended and my dad who I called earlier in the week about pickin' me up early said "Oh, I didn't realize it was that bad." (Yeah thanks you ****in' a$$hole) and took me to the emergency room where they pumped me full of stuff to make 'em go away.
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I like how you type out "****in" but censor the word a$$hole.

But... you still get -1.

[Kiechi]

Never broke a bone in my body or been to hospital for anything. I'm perfect.

[misombra]

wait till you're twenty six. that's when things start going wrong.

[LightOn]

I was either a fearless youth or a dumb one.

At 6 I was skating on ice without skates and slid under a car, got 6 stitches above right eye.

At 12 I was ramping my bike and the ramp board split in half I went flying over handle bars, loosened my front tooth and got 5 stiches in my upper lip.

At 16 I was making grilled cheese and the cake turner melted, i got mad and threw the glass plate on the floor. It broke in half and one of the corners come up and busted me on the nose, could see inside my nostril...never got stiches but needed them.

At 22 I was out in the wilderness gettin ready to get it on with a chick and fell off a rock about 15 feet face first in to a bunch of other rocks. I chipped my tooth, bruised a rib, chipped the bone in my nose and put about an inch gash in my nose opposite to the side of the plate scar...and sufferd a concausion. (Still ended the night with a piece of butt)

[Cybog]

Did he just say "Piece of butt"....?

[nomas]

Cybog!!!! Good to read you!!! Welcome back...or at least I hadn't seen you around in a while..

[Junket]

I like how you type out "****in" but censor the word a$$hole.

But... you still get -1.

That's because a$$hole is censored if I don't do that.

Go ahead try it.

For tryin' to correct me.

-1.