Beautiful, curvy and not in the least saggy tits, with eye colors other than blue (blue eyed women are the biggest bitches; they think they're so entitled to everything and get to whine about shit when it doesn't go their way), don't care too much about the ass, with a nice shape sort of like an hourglass, with a huge sex drive and always willing to give me encouragement.
As to number 2: what? Can you please rephrase?
Because we have to chase him. Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.