MVPlayer's official Disguise

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Killerbabe
MVPlaya, you really shouldn't have started discussing my looks, I'm vain remember? I am NOT going to say that I am doing some modelling right now and i actually got an offer from Playboy, but then again there's no proof to my words, as well as there's no proof to your words (Oxford case). I *could* send you my portfolio pictures and make you apologize but the thing is that in reality, I couldn't care less.

So, my point is: I have the most good-looking boyfriend and let alone stalking someone real, why would I stalk YOU (of all the people!)?

I know what's your problem: you are a man with a PERSECUTION COMPLEX.

Puh-lease... you're talking to a man who devotes 30 minutes a day to his abs and another 30 to his cardio, you're not nearly as vain as me. But, I'll tell you what, you show me the playboy pictures and I might rerate you.

And about "why would I stalk YOU (of all the people!)?"
Good question, why would you stalk me? If he's soo goodlooking and has such a manly name, why is it that you stalk me? This is a question better left for you to answer.

[TonyTheTigerOI]

Wow... any woman who brags about her BF THAT much in one paragraph, only to use a well known handle when she slanders you... well, I know seduction, and theres a good portion of it flying around.

Oh, BTW... I've dated tons of models, most of em arent even that hot. Impress me, name a REAL job you did w/ an agency [mag add, commecial, local promotion, ect]. I mean, often, those who model simply fit the photographers/directors "character" he wants for the piece, so that doesn't really mean anything.

And playboy scounts lots of ppl, just like any other corperation of its kind.

<sigh> its so hard being this sexy.

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI
<sigh> its so hard being this sexy.

Someone who understands... *sighs* Just because we look/talk/act/type sexy doesn't mean people should hate us.

[jane]

Originally posted by MVPlaya
Someone who understands... *sighs* Just because we look/talk/act/type sexy doesn't mean people should hate us.

I agree completley...

[Killerbabe]

Someday, someday you'll see, MVPlaya. *sigh* I work out every day too. No big deal, it's a common thing for vain people.

About stalking you - am not. How can you fail to see the obvious? Oh well, being as stuck-up I can relate, sometimes we make fools of ourselves trying to believe our delusional dreams and act like they're mundane reality.

[TonyTheTigerOI]

MVP, buddy, Killer just made a "we statement" about you! This is *so frekin cute*! Do you dare retort?

<grabs popcorn... there is NOTHING quite as entertaining as a pickup... especially a twosided pickup>

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Killerbabe
How can you fail to see the obvious?

You're a guy playing a really elaborate prank on me?

[jane]

Originally posted by TonyTheTigerOI

<grabs popcorn... there is NOTHING quite as entertaining as a pickup... especially a twosided pickup>

pass some of that over here... this is getting interesting...

[Killerbabe]

Originally posted by MVPlaya
WOAH... OH HELL NAW

*MVPlaya unzips pants towards monitor only to realize that it doesn't prove anything*

Are you starting to feel for me?! Feel the sexual frustration?
NO? That's right, you're a total turn-off!

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Killerbabe
Are you starting to feel for me?! Feel the sexual frustration?
NO? That's right, you're a total turn-off!

*MVPlaya notes that the quote was directed at Squirly and that, despite Juliet's claims, she is turned on*

[Killerbabe]

yeah, squirrly presupposed that we might be the same person with a split personality, I believe she implied.
Since you became me for a second there I thought I'd ask how it feels.

[MVPlaya]

Originally posted by Killerbabe
yeah, squirrly presupposed that we might be the same person with a split personality, I believe she implied.
Since you became me for a second there I thought I'd ask how it feels.

It felt really good for a second... matter of fact, i wanted to feel myself up but that seemed dirty so I refrained. I did notice that the world seemed so different and large standing 5'7" and I became grateful for growth hormone.

EDIT: By the way, how did it feel being me?

[Killerbabe]

Didn't you look down below your pants?!

Ah, chill pal. for a minute there I wanted to castrate you (myself) but then I refrained cause I thought it must've been bad enough being so small.

[MVPlaya]

Its not small, its quality not quantity!

Besides... you couldn't cut if off without a jigsaw and iron table because: its a lot of pushing and pulling to help it get off.

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Killer, Your Mailbox Is Full

[jane]

" it's not the size of the wand.. but the magic in it..."


BULLSHIT, it's the size that counts