=-O Oh noez!

[jurupa]

But I don't want the mom around my pinky, I want to be left alone....

I am aware of that. Thats why I said that you should tell your mom that you do not want this other mom giving you this type of attention. Also what this mom is doing is really pushing the legal line on sexual assualt as well, and it carries bigger pentaliies becuse your a minior. This is assuming you live and claim cizitenship in the U.S

[vashti]

But I don't want the mom around my pinky, I want to be left alone....

Suurrrre you do!

[King Zarathu]

Suurrrre you do!

Maybe I left out one small detail.... She is way past "clinically" obese. The woman would roll down a steep enough street if you got her going.

Also, she's Egyptian. Me + Egyptian women == Ew.

[vashti]

What is pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch are often not the same thing.

And what? You don't like Egyptian women? How are they different from other Arab women? Or for that matter, different from any other woman?

[King Zarathu]

What is pleasing to the eye and pleasing to the touch are often not the same thing.

Don't say that... THE NASTY IMAGES

I'm scarred.

And what? You don't like Egyptian women? How are they different from other Arab women? Or for that matter, different from any other woman?

Eep.... They just don't please me as much as some Lebanese women, but some Lebanese women scare the shit out of me with their mustaches (I hope that doesn't offend you; you don't scare me).

[vashti]

Don't say that... THE NASTY IMAGES

I'm scarred.


Eep.... They just don't please me as much as some Lebanese women, but some Lebanese women scare the shit out of me with their mustaches (I hope that doesn't offend you; you don't scare me).

Come on skaterboy. I know deep down you are a chubby-chasing, mustache-loving kind of kid.

[King Zarathu]

Come on skaterboy. I know deep down you are a chubby-chasing, mustache-loving kind of kid.

Are there physical aspects I need to know about you, vashey?

[vashti]

Are there physical aspects I need to know about you, vashey?

Yes. I'm not your type.

[jurupa]

I think some is going ot get a spanking. lol

[King Zarathu]

I think some is going ot get a spanking. lol

Dammit. I hate these.

::gets on vashti's lap::

[Mathias]

Update:


Alright, I just gave Mom the details. Apparently, she just said "he makes more than me," and didn't really specify numbers. She giggled at what her friend did, even though it made me extremely uncomfortable.... My cousin called her a whore (in Arabic, because we're awesome).

Bah....

Heh, this made me laugh.