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Thread: Quiz: Why are you still single??

  1. #16
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    do i really need to spell it out for you?
    (question and answer of the day)

    why put on this macho thing?

    hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao

    hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.

    i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"

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    yes
    I gave you my heart
    I gave you my soul
    Now I'm just another number
    at the Center for Disease Control

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    1. When you go out dancing, you usually:
    • Bust your funk with confidence (Score = 1)

    2. When considering why your last few relationships ended, you are generally:
    • Honest and rational about the reasons, good or bad (Score = 1)

    3. The last five movies you saw were
    • Star Wars, Scary Movie, American Wedding, Bad Santa and Torque (Score = 4)

    4. When asking a woman out on a date, you usually:
    • Smile and say, "would you like to go out with me? Say ... Friday?" (Score = 1)

    5. When it comes to personal hygiene, you:
    • Brush, shave, shower, sculpt, buff and dust (Score = 1)

    Now total up your score and consult this chart to determine who's at fault - you or fate:

    Total = 8

    6-10: You're a pretty normal guy. Being single is a short-term situation for you, and the current run of bad luck probably won't hold. Keep it up, and be sure that your lonely nights don't allow you to slip to the next rung.



    I don't like this test due to the fact the fact the discription for the 6-10 range makes me sound like I am sitting home every night crying into my pillow asking the lord...WHY ME!!! Is there a test out that asks why you want to be single and not why are you single?

    PS...It was fun.
    Love Is BS

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    i don't think so. it was some stupid thing i say while i was getting my mail on msn.

    i thought it was amusing.
    (question and answer of the day)

    why put on this macho thing?

    hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao

    hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.

    i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"

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    My score is a 4 because I can't answer the movie question, none of em really applies to me. Furthermore, I think the conclusion drawn from it is horrible,

    Firstly, any man who watches Love Actually and Under the Tuscan Sun on his own volition is a flaming homosexual, not a chickmagnet.

    Secondly, I don't see how this combination: Star Wars, Scary Movie, American Wedding, Bad Santa and Torque (Score = 4) makes you less desirable.

    Anyway, The last movies I saw were City of God, Passion of Christ, and The House of Sand and Fog. ANyway, the reason I'm single is because I have different priorities, not because "Lady Luck doesn't seem to like [me]," all ladies like me.
    I gave you my heart
    I gave you my soul
    Now I'm just another number
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    sure sure lmao
    (question and answer of the day)

    why put on this macho thing?

    hello... why do you think they are the stronger species??? its the male ego. all have it. it's when they use it. lmao

    hell and they wonder why there are so many lesbians today.

    i think they all must of watched this movie in grade school while we watched that horrible "puberty movie" and theirs was "what to say to a girl....by men, for men"

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    They forgot the inclusion of:

    5. When it comes to your education:
    • You're a student of computer science
    (add 20 pts)

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    Not true, at least not in my case.


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