Caught with morning wood

**DoesntMatter** · 31-10-09, 04:56 AM

Originally Posted by Charlie Boy II

Can't you just tuck it into your elastic??

I do, but that just changes the sight from an erection not tucked into the elastic to a dick strapped to my stomach

Originally Posted by Gigabitch

No, we really like boners.

^ Nice

I've come to understand that older women don't act like childish girls who think anything sexual related to a guy is perverted. They are over that. And they are not afraid of an innocent piece of morning glory

Originally Posted by girl68

Neo is right. Boners are hot, when they're on hot men who find me hot.

And it's not a double standard, we're pissed when you look at our tities and you're pissed when we look at you boner.

No I'm not. I'm only pissed if they look at it and potentially decide that it is wrong or something. If a girl looked at my boner and was turned on (you can't tell) then I would take that as a compliment and show her as much as she asked to see, if she did

**CocoChanel** · 31-10-09, 05:33 AM

Agreeing with Neo on this one.

Knowing that men wake up with a hard one isn't unheard of; it's not odd either. Most of us know it's common.

**IndiReloaded** · 31-10-09, 05:45 AM

Neo, you are such a bitch. Are you having trouble in this area already? Let the boy have his fun.

DM, if the girls are looking at you 'down there', well, they are the ones dropped their eyes. No different from a chest glance, as you say.

**IndiReloaded** · 31-10-09, 05:46 AM

Originally Posted by DoesntMatter

I've come to understand that older women don't act like childish girls who think anything sexual related to a guy is perverted. They are over that. And they are not afraid of an innocent piece of morning glory.

Morning glory is best when its anything BUT innocent.

**Aeradalia** · 31-10-09, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by NeoSeminole

vashti says:

haha, wtf? Only on an internet forum... DoesntMatter, if you really believe anything these women say then I dare you to start walking around with morning wood and see what happens.

If he was walking around me, he'd have a lot of snide remarks, sexual innuendos, outright jokes, topics about male and female physiology, what was God thinking jokes, and anything else I could think of so long as he's sticking around.

The human body is a load of laughs, and none more fun than the male genitalia. I mean it defies gravity, has a mind of its own, robs blood supply from the brain, can override a guy's intelligence if he lets it, and women are tuned to the sight of an erection like a moth to a flame. How can you not look at a guy with morning wood and not feel the rush of a million and one jokes come to mind?

**NeoSeminole** · 31-10-09, 06:21 AM

tsk tsk, when will you learn?

IndiReloaded says:

"Neo, you are such a bitch. Are you having trouble in this area already? Let the boy have his fun."

funny how it's apparently ok for you to warn another member about comments that were made yet when I warn another member, I'm a "bitch." How lame. You can shove your hypocrisy up your ass or better yet, go sit on a traffic cone. DoesntMatter seems like an intelligent guy but underdeveloped when it comes to girls. I don't want to see his naivety being exploited by female posters who are just toying with him.

p.s. why would I have trouble in this area?

**NeoSeminole** · 31-10-09, 06:25 AM

Aeradalia says:

"If he was walking around me, he'd have a lot of snide remarks, sexual innuendos, outright jokes, topics about male and female physiology, what was God thinking jokes, and anything else I could think of so long as he's sticking around.

The human body is a load of laughs, and none more fun than the male genitalia. I mean it defies gravity, has a mind of its own, robs blood supply from the brain, can override a guy's intelligence if he lets it, and women are tuned to the sight of an erection like a moth to a flame. How can you not look at a guy with morning wood and not feel the rush of a million and one jokes come to mind?"

this response sounds more probable. In real life, girls would probably start laughing and pointing at DoesntMatter rather than getting turned on at the site of his erection. Poor guy would probably be humiliated and run back to his room.

**Aeradalia** · 31-10-09, 06:37 AM

Originally Posted by NeoSeminole

this response sounds more probable. In real life, girls would probably start laughing and pointing at DoesntMatter rather than getting turned on at the site of his erection. Poor guy would probably be humiliated and run back to his room.

I tend to mix humor and arousal. Chances are I'd be turned on while laughing.

But it's an honest answer.

**Junket** · 31-10-09, 07:22 AM

When I want sex, I merely need to strip myself of my clothes and proudly present my boner like it were a trophy.

Well, it's worked a couple times.

**Aeradalia** · 31-10-09, 07:25 AM

Originally Posted by Frasbee

When I want sex, I merely need to strip myself of my clothes and proudly present my boner like it were a trophy.

Well, it's worked a couple times.

If you cleaned house while nakedly displaying your boner like it were a trophy, you'd have a harem...

**Junket** · 31-10-09, 07:26 AM

Originally Posted by Aeradalia

If you cleaned house while nakedly displaying your boner like it were a trophy, you'd have a harem...

Truth be told, she goes buck wild if she catches me scrubbing the tub.

I am not joking in the least.

**IndiReloaded** · 31-10-09, 10:10 AM

DM will have more girls than he knows what to do with once he's in med school. He won't have time for them, but it will be good for his ego.

Have you sent DM your resume yet, Neo? Every doctor needs a good assistant.

**NeoSeminole** · 31-10-09, 01:09 PM

IndiReloaded says:

"DM will have more girls than he knows what to do with once he's in med school. He won't have time for them, but it will be good for his ego."

cool, thanks for that meaningless contribution =]

"Have you sent DM your resume yet, Neo? Every doctor needs a good assistant."

is this your attempt at a witty comeback? lol. First he needs to get accepted to med school let alone graduate, pass the certification exam, and complete his residency before he can even think about leading a team of physician assistants. I will be done with school and working as a PA in 2.5 yrs. He has a long way to go if he wants to catch up to me.

**IndiReloaded** · 31-10-09, 02:14 PM

Originally Posted by NeoSeminole

IndiReloaded says:

"DM will have more girls than he knows what to do with once he's in med school. He won't have time for them, but it will be good for his ego."

cool, thanks for that meaningless contribution =]

Typical. You think every comment is for you. This is DMs thread, and that was meant for him. Not sure how you would know its meaningless tho, you've never been accepted to, nor attended medical school. DM on the other hand, will get in.

I will be done with school and working as a PA in 2.5 yrs. He has a long way to go if he wants to catch up to me.

Another meaningless comment. The guy in McDonalds or working at my health club was out of school long before me. But they can't afford my lifestyle. PAs don't make much money relative to other professions. That's why you'll work for them, not vice versa.

**NeoSeminole** · 31-10-09, 03:43 PM

IndiReloaded says:

"Typical. You think every comment is for you. This is DMs thread, and that was meant for him. Not sure how you would know its meaningless tho, you've never been accepted to, nor attended medical school. DM on the other hand, will get in."

haha, who the f*ck do you think you're fooling? You referred to DoesntMatter in 3rd person. Spare me the bullshit that your comment was meant for him. Moreover, the rest of your post was directed at me and 'coincidentally' followed mine. Gee golly, I wonder who it could be meant for?!?

your comment was meaningless b/c there's no evidential basis for it. It's simply wishful thinking that you're trying to pass off as fact. He can't even land a girl in college, which is the easiest time you will ever have to get girls. Not sure how you made the mental leap from no girls to him having more than he will know what to do with.

"Another meaningless comment. The guy in McDonalds or working at my health club was out of school long before me. But they can't afford my lifestyle. PAs don't make much money relative to other professions. That's why you'll work for them, not vice versa."

your analogy sucks. What does a guy working at McDonald's have to do with medicine? I will already be working in the medical field while DoesntMatter is in school learning to practice medicine. So regardless of lifestyle and any other trivial comments you wish to share, he has a long way to go if he wants to catch up to me. Also, not sure where you get your facts from but surgical PA's can make over $100,000 which is not bad for a master's degree. I plan on being a neurosurgical PA which tops out around $120,000.

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