Farts.

[hurt_confuzd]

Queen, I feel I have an intimate understanding of how your boyfriend works:

Eating pasta after fishing -> Snoring loudly -> Farting obnoxiously

Given the knowledge of the above paradigm, you should be able to solve any possible relationship problem. Thank me later.

[QueenofCorona]

There are different things that indicate true love. Nice words... Nope. Nice things you do for your SO... Nee.


If you're able to fart in front of your partner and vice versa and you both aren't embarassed by it, there is nothing more intimate (sic!) , it MUST BE true love!!

Hahahahahaha and I voted wrong in the pole, I thought in fron of your partner,not people :p Well too late :p No I don't fart in front of people, hell I have big problems to do kaka in house of other people. The first time I went to France to my bf, I didn't do kaka for A WEEK, I just even didn't feel like . Untill once I asked him to leave the flat, and it worked Well, now I still can't do kaka when he's in the room next to the bathroom, but if music is on, then it's fine But farts... It's a different sotry :p I even remember his first fart

Do they not have fans in the bathroom over there? I don't care if I'm just peeing. I WON'T pee even if I don't hit fan mode. No one needs to hear my "business"

[doppelgaenger]

I always imagined that a few years into a marriage, husbands and wives start farting around each other, lol.

[QueenofCorona]

Probably. I don't fart that much unless I ate something that wrecks my stomach. I do have the occasional IBS. I always want to use my bf's lower level bathroom as to avoid him hearing that shit...literally. I'm afraid though that my tummy will go ape shit and the toilet will not flush or something horrible. It will be like a scene out of "Dumb and Dumber"

I wonder if I fart in my sleep.

[doppelgaenger]

You know what? I think this is the second or third time you've mentioned how you can't stand your bf's farts. If he's really getting that bad, you should start ripping ass around him. That'll surely get the point across, literally, and in the stinky fashion.

[QueenofCorona]

I've literally never mentioned it until today. I don't exactly free base farts when someone rips ass so I wouldn't know if they stink or not.

I was just curious as to whether people fart as casually as they sneeze in front of others.

[dewilliams2]

I've literally never mentioned it until today. I don't exactly free base farts when someone rips ass so I wouldn't know if they stink or not.

I was just curious as to whether people fart as casually as they sneeze in front of others.

Really hurts when you sneeze so hard you fart.

As for your previous post about farting in your sleep...I'm sure you do...pretty much everybody has at some point. I don't think I've had a single gf who hasn't ripped one in her sleep at one point in time while I was laying with her...I know because I don't sleep well. I spend a lot of the night kinda just laying there.

[asdfg789]

Probably. I don't fart that much unless I ate something that wrecks my stomach.

i find that i fart a lot after drinking too much beer. seems the gas builds up and has to get out somehow

anyone else with that experience ?

[sookie6]

There are different things that indicate true love. Nice words... Nope. Nice things you do for your SO... Nee.


If you're able to fart in front of your partner and vice versa and you both aren't embarassed by it, there is nothing more intimate (sic!) , it MUST BE true love!!

Hahahahahaha and I voted wrong in the pole, I thought in fron of your partner,not people :p Well too late :p No I don't fart in front of people, hell I have big problems to do kaka in house of other people. The first time I went to France to my bf, I didn't do kaka for A WEEK, I just even didn't feel like . Untill once I asked him to leave the flat, and it worked Well, now I still can't do kaka when he's in the room next to the bathroom, but if music is on, then it's fine But farts... It's a different sotry :p I even remember his first fart

Papillion it's CACA!

[Charlie Boy II]

I'd never openly fart in front of my girlfriend.

Around my friends - I don't find them remotely humorous. I can't stand guys that fart near me and laugh about it.

[Ask Kitty]

I think "farting" is gross but at the same time it's very normal and natural, I would NOT do that around my spouse it's wayy to embarrassing.

[Lovable]

I only fart in front of my man when we are home.

He on the other hand farts wherever he feels like it. He uses the excuse "he HAS to let it out".

[Gribble]

I let them rip around my sister for some reason. I think as an older brother it's a requirement that I devote myself to disgusting her. One of my proudest moments was unleashing a belch so foul directly into her face that she gagged and nearly threw up.

[nerdy_guy]

HAHAHAHAA!

Queenie, you are hysterical!

For the record, am right there with you. Until my anal sphincter starts to fail, and I literally cannot help it, I will keep this to myself, and I deeply appreciate people who do the same. I consider it bad manners to let them loose in public.

Blow it in a container then seal it off immediately. Unleash on someone when required.

[bluesummer]

The other day I was watching tv and I had a pillow on my lap. Hubby put his head down on the pillow.....this put pressure on me and I realized I had to let one go, but I thought I'd just hold it in. Unfortunately, it managed to kind of creep out AND make a noise....a tiny one, but he heard it.....because it was pretty much right in his ear. I thought I was going to die right there, and I hoped against all odds he wouldn't notice. Of course he sits bolt upright and says "Did you just fart? On my HEAD?"
.....then he laughed and said "that wasn't nice!"

Pheeeeeew. Still felt like a jackass though.