What's the difference....

[shh!]

Classes start. I am a returning student, and an over-achieving one, at that.

[misombra]

how many classes are you taking?

[Junket]

Don't worry Shh, I'll make up for all the posts you won't be leavin' here on the forums.

[Lloyd95]

Classes start. I am a returning student, and an over-achieving one, at that.

Cool. How old are you Shh!?

[shh!]

I am taking Anatomy and Physiology this semester, but they are usually taught over 2 semesters. My favorite Biology professor (who looks like Russell Crowe, proving that there IS a god and making class time quite enjoyable) calls this the suicide system. I am thinking of sitting in on a Bible as Literature class, too, (not for credit) but I'm not sure yet. Lloyd - these are prerequisites for an RN program, which I will enter after I take Microbiology next semester. Career change, you know... I want to be a hospice nurse.

[Tone]

Kate Hudson was a hospice nurse in the Skeleton Key... shh! just promise me you'll never accept a job in a creepy house out in the bayou's of Louisiana!!!

[Lloyd95]

Props to you Shh! for wanting to be a Hospice nurse; when my father passed, he had hospice and it was very beneficial for him and our family. But admit it, the fact that your Prof. looks like Russel Crowe is the only reason for your advanced education move, isn't it. *cough shallow cough*

Oh, and you skirted my question about your age.

[shh!]

(blushing) Well, I admit I wouldn't mind making him feel better. Hahaha! But actually, my FAVORITE professor teaches English and weighs about 400 pounds. He is incredibly brilliant. I suppose that I am a bit twisted, as I actually liked the idea of playing nursie to him, too, so not so shallow as you might like to think! I can find something very attractive in just about everyone. It's a gift.
:-D
Almost 35, by the way.

[Lloyd95]

(blushing) I can find something very attractive in just about everyone. It's a gift.

Well then, I'm 35, 5-10 and 165 and am in desparate need of a bedside nurse

[misombra]

you'll have to wait until you're almost dead if you wanna see shh! as your bedside nurse.

[lilwing89]

....between a Muslim blow-up doll and a Christian blow up doll?





















the Muslim doll blows itself up.

eh??? FUNNY?!?!?! *looks around for people that are laughing*

just kidding.
i didnt get it and if i did i would probably laugh.

[shh!]

Kate Hudson was a hospice nurse in the Skeleton Key... shh! just promise me you'll never accept a job in a creepy house out in the bayou's of Louisiana!!!

Are you kidding? Isn't EVERY house in Louisiana creepy? Don't worry, I am afraid of the bible belt states...

[shh!]

Well then, I'm 35, 5-10 and 165 and am in desparate need of a bedside nurse

Don't MAKE me send you another photo...

[shh!]

you'll have to wait until you're almost dead if you wanna see shh! as your bedside nurse.

I'll show up just in time to give him a painful shot in the ass before he goes.

[misombra]

or possibly a supository ew yuc.