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  1. 07-09-05, 04:21 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesummer
    In high school, we actually had a sex educator come in and tell us we should practice giving blow jobs on carrots or small zucchinis.....because that's how SHE learned. My god.
    wow....quite the liberal school. But hey thats cool.
    Appreciate the good times and learn from the bad times....

  2. 12-09-05, 10:16 AM #17
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    Teeth

    Quote Originally Posted by Lloyd95
    Jesus, no teeth!

    Once you use your teeth, even once by accident, the guy will be anxious that it'll happen again. Therefore, it won't be enjoyable.

    Just use your tongue, lips and hands. Good grief....teeth
    Actually this isn't true! Some guys love the teeth action! You have to approach a blow job with each guy differently! The best bj caters to what the guy likes. Trust me on theis fellatio is my forte.
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  3. 12-09-05, 11:17 AM #18
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    Yeah teeth can be good at times.

    Hummimg while giving headjobs is meant to help stop the gag reflex.
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    ever think its the guy?

    in my experience bjs just arnt that enjoyable. you need to keep it....mindblowing.... if i get bored ill start thinking about taxes, or my car, or if my package has arrived at the post office.

    and im really surprised no one said anything about playing with his balls, with either your hands or your mouth....both are incredible (but the mouth especially). they make me look like this --->
  5. 13-09-05, 01:27 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by BFTrick
    they make me look like this --->
    well... enough said...

    that's a WAY better sex face than mine ---->
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  6. 13-09-05, 10:31 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ellynn
    wow....quite the liberal school. But hey thats cool.
    What can I say. That's the Canadian public school system for you.

    "Abstinence? What's that? Here, blow a carrot." Ha ha ha.
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    wow well i bet canadian men are very happy!

    all we were taught is how to put a condom on a cucumber.
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    Quote Originally Posted by misombra
    wow well i bet canadian men are very happy!

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    They seem to be.....I know mine are........
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    oooooooooooooh you go girl!
  10. 13-09-05, 12:59 PM #25
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    Ok, lets see.....

    Parka? Check.
    Snowshoes? Check
    Airline tickets to Canada? Check.
    Condoms? (LOTS of condoms!) Check.
    Sold the house. Said goodbye to family. Threw away sunblock. Check. Check. Check.


    ..................?


    Hummmmm, forgetting SOMETHING.




    .........................VIAGRA!!!
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    Another option?

    Sometimes sex with the same partner after a while just begins to feel dull - no matter how amazing and technically competent each partner is. When it isn't new anymore, no matter what you do or try .....there isn't the thrill, excitement of the newness and so I think that more than anything is what is leading to his boredom. Not your ability.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nurseman
    Ok, lets see.....

    Parka? Check.
    Snowshoes? Check
    Airline tickets to Canada? Check.
    Condoms? (LOTS of condoms!) Check.
    Sold the house. Said goodbye to family. Threw away sunblock. Check. Check. Check.


    ..................?


    Hummmmm, forgetting SOMETHING.




    .........................VIAGRA!!!
    Holy stereotypes dude. It snows like, one day a year here in Vancouver. And it usually melts the next day. My sled dogs are incredibly useless.
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    yea , whats up with ppl thinking we live in igloos and were all lumberjacks and we all have sled dogs and we all say ""eyy"" when we speak , its like i said all you fat ass americans with your guns all paranoid some conspiracy is going on , eating your mcdonalds all day long and jacking off to some reality show on fox.
  14. 14-09-05, 09:40 PM #29
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    I did have McDonalds yesterday... I wacked off to Family Guy though, whew - I don't fit the stereotype - HA!
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    LateVamp- Y'all do say "eyy" though.
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