Disease, Dental Dams & Cunnilingus

[Gribble]

I'm twenty-five, 'Sombra. Soon to hit twenty-six.

And I've tried being open about it, Lesa. You know what happens? Either she laughs awkwardly and never returns my calls or she agrees wholeheartedly and then confesses her love a month later. Even if I make it as express and clear as possible, if we last at all she'll start developing feelings for me and she'll think she can change me. Anyway, if you ever break up with your current boytoy and you want another, you know where to look. Believe me, I'm the least clingy/emotional guy you'll ever want to meet.

[misombra]

you will have better when you're just a little older, or with women a little older than you.

[Gribble]

Yeah... I tend not to date women my own age. They're so hard to find. Either women are several years older (which is actually a turn on) but married, or they're college-aged. So I stick to the 20-22 crowd. The woman whose pants I'm currently attempting to infiltrate is actually about 28, though. So maybe I can turn over a new leaf starting with her.

[lesa]

The woman whose pants I'm currently attempting to infiltrate is actually about 28, though. So maybe I can turn over a new leaf starting with her.

WTH...you are my bf! Darling, we've already had this discussion. I thought it was understood and we agreed to these arrangements. Are you hinting that you want more to our relationship now? Hehe jk.

EDIT: I'm okay with you using a dental dam.

[Gribble]

Baby, you know I only want you for your body and not your brains or personality.

Dammit, now you got me all curious. You need to post a pic in the gallery!

[ecojeanne]

haha this is funny, post a pic lesa!

[Gribble]

haha this is funny, post a pic lesa!

Look who's talking! I want to see the Irish lassy, too. Preferably sporting a foamy mustache courtesy of Guinness. Heheh. Damn, I could go for a Guinness tonight.

[ecojeanne]

ok i just did to satisfy curiosity, i'll take it down again after you look

[Gribble]

I don't see it...

EDIT:

Now I do. Oh my! Look at those rosy red cheeks and those stray hairs brushing your forehead. You are a beautiful woman. I take back every mean thing I ever said to you. God damn. Are all Irish ladies gorgeous or something?

[DoesntMatter]

I would also plow you eco. Very, very hard-like

[ecojeanne]

I don't see it...

EDIT:

Now I do. Oh my! Look at those rosy red cheeks and those stray hairs brushing your forehead. You are a beautiful woman. I take back every mean thing I ever said to you. God damn. Are all Irish ladies gorgeous or something?

haha thats sweet! now it's coming down, i like being anonymous

EDIT: and thanks! that was a nice ego boost. i personally consider myself average and that's not me being modest

[Junket]

Ooo, I wanna see too.

[DoesntMatter]

I'm glad I was here at just the right time to see eco

[Gribble]

i personally consider myself average and that's not me being modest

Eco, you have the girl-next-door look down perfectly. You look like a really fun person. Not every guy is searching for the emaciated Barbie dolls magazines would have you believe. Hmmph. I'm on a quest to prove that to as many women as I can.

[misombra]

i missed it damn itttttttt!