crush

[Love'sReject]

Eww, that's disgusting and pretty gay. So yes, problem.

[iamaninnocentma]

Next time you have your daily wank, try it. Its great. Nothing gay about sticking a finger up your own ass. Its other mens cocks in your ass that makes you gay. You should know that.

[Love'sReject]

Anything up one's ass is gay, by definition.

[iamaninnocentma]

So is my bird is gay because i pump her ass occasionally? Having things in your ass isnt the definition of being gay. Some poofs havnt even done it. They are known as givers-only. Did your mom not teach you all this?

[Love'sReject]

Duh, I obviously meant anything involving an object entering a guy's ass.

Thanks for the gay sex ed., aka what I did not need to know.

[iamaninnocentma]

Sometimes my bird sticks a finger in my ass. You think that makes me an arse bandit?

The best part of you ran down your moms leg, really.

[Love'sReject]

Yes, yes, that does make you an arse bandit, ya arse bandit.

Lol.

[iamaninnocentma]

Typical repressed yank. If anyone needs a finger in the ass, its you. Good luck with your lifetime of missionary, if you ever find someone ugly enough to **** your sorry ass.

[Love'sReject]

Ew, why would I take it up there? Good god. Well, thanks for the blessings, queerfag.

[iamaninnocentma]

You'll be trying it tonight. I know you dawg.

[Love'sReject]

You absolutely, utterly do not, dawg.

Swag.

[iamaninnocentma]

The **** is swag ya tit.

[Love'sReject]

Sorry, I couldn't read that: A) the asterisks and B) I don't speak homo.

[iamaninnocentma]

A/ is what your mom does to pay for your community education.

B/ lol, you certainly dont speak hetro, fag breath.

[Love'sReject]

But I don't even know what you were saying!?