The Hymen -- Son of a Bitch :(

[CBinKC]

The French say to bite on the woman's ear as you enter her to distract from the pain. By the way, not all virgins bleed. Losing mine hurt like hell but I didn't bleed.

[King Zarathu]

I read a small part of a book written by a french dude talking about what to do when you go inside her. he said either bite her ear or put a pillow over her head so that when she screams it's not too bad. i swear, i'm not being sarcastic here.

[sfalexi]

Or you could always put a cloth soaked in chloroform over her mouth and noise beforehand. This will knock her unconscious for a while in which case you can have sex with her and break the hymen and she won't feel a thing cause she won't wake up until you're all done.

Works great. None of the girls I used this method on had any pain with their hymen being broken. Actually, none of them even knew I had ****ed them.

Alexi

[King Zarathu]

Hah! Wow, that's great.

But yeah, you're right. I should knock them unconcious first. *sniff sniff* I feel bad for Cybog_The_Bitch..the only girlfriend he's had was Rosy Palm.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

Losing mine didn't hurt or nor did I bleed! I'm magic! Taa daa!

[King Zarathu]

The hymen is only found in women.

[Killerbabe]

So basically the end result was a good one? Did she have an orgasm?

You seriously believe it's as easy to achieve as they make it look like in porn?

You're quite mislead, then. First off, only a thrid of women experience orgasms as such, without proper clitoral stimulation. The other two-thirds usually fake it. I doubt that she'll have an orgasm from her first time. Even if it doesn't hurt that much (it shouldn't anyway, most guys think it's super thick or something, in reality it's very thin in most girls), I doubt that you'll develop enough speed, depth, and most importantly horniness to lead her to an orgasm.

Even if you try really hard, it's very unlikely that she'll experience one - she'll be too concentrated on looking her best, doing it right, pain, etc.

[misombra]

LOL!!!!

misombra, you are supposed to be AoP style now. instead of saying "i don't like you" you're supposed to say "man **** you crazy ol *****!"

lol. well i don't want to take too much advantage of my AoP priveledges. but yeah...

**** you you crazy ol' biach. you stank!

[King Zarathu]

You seriously believe it's as easy to achieve as they make it look like in porn?

I know too much about porn to think such a thing. First of all, nobody has an orgasm in porn. Even when the guy cums, it does nothing pleasurable for him. Totally 100% fake. I have not seen one professional pornographic film where the woman even got wet.

You're quite mislead, then.

Obviously. (above)

First off, only a thrid of women experience orgasms as such, without proper clitoral stimulation.

First of all, it's spelled *third

The other two-thirds usually fake it.

I know a lot of them fake it, and it's really annoying. But if you're **** is in her, I'll know she has an orgasm by the vaginal contractions.

I doubt that she'll have an orgasm from her first time.

Lovely.

most guys think it's super thick or something

How many times in this thread has the word THIN been used? I've gotten past that.

I doubt that you'll develop enough speed, depth, and most importantly horniness to lead her to an orgasm.

Heh. We'll see.

Even if you try really hard, it's very unlikely that she'll experience one - she'll be too concentrated on looking her best, doing it right, pain, etc.

Probably not, but that isn't something I can entirely avoid.

[Cybog]

Thank god Killerbabe is finally posting again. We have been without some common sense here for quite some time. (This thread included.)

And before you start "correcting" people's spelling Mr. Britannica, the word "vaginal contractments" does not exist.

But, I'm sure a player with as much sexual experience as you have already knew that.

But yeah, you're right. I should knock them unconcious first. *sniff sniff* I feel bad for Cybog_The_*****..the only girlfriend he's had was Rosy Palm.

Remember - No matter how experienced you constantly and annoyingly try to make yourself sound, only the other children around here care.

[King Zarathu]

Thank god Killerbabe is finally posting again. We have been without some common sense here for quite some time. (This thread included.)

And before you start "correcting" people's spelling Mr. Britannica, the word "vaginal contractments" does not exist.

But, I'm sure a player with as much sexual experience as you have already knew that.



Remember - No matter how experienced you constantly and annoyingly try to make yourself sound, only the other children around here care.

Cybog_The_*****... take this and shut up.

[misombra]

okay, correcting someone's spelling is not a proper diss.

[moeburn]

*invites Neowin mods over to this forum*

[misombra]

no no no!!!

no neowin mods, scary.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

I swear this thread has gone well frenzie.