surfing's actually really cheap. Just need a few hundred for a board, another few hundred for a decent wetty (if it's cold) and another $20 for a leg rope. Also, a lot of the best surf is in really cheap countries like Indonesia. And of course, the ocean is free.
Snow boarding and skiing are just ridiculous. I used to snowboard a lot when I was younger, but I just don't have the disposable income any more. I'll have to wait until I'm a big shot lawyer.
Is it burnin'? Well, f-ck, now you're learnin'.