Guys and Porn

[bloodtippedrose]

So I heard that its not uncommon for guys to watch porn with each other all the time.
I dont get it.
Does that mean guys can masturbate around each other? Even if they didnt take it that far Im sure they would get hard if they were just watching it and isn't that weird around each other?
I could understand if it was like, midget porn or really crazy S&M watched for the sheer joy of making fun of it but the normal titties bouncin-sweat dripping kindve stuff.. I just cant see watching that casually with friends
Or am I all wrong about how common it is for guys to watch it with each other? I know about 8 different guy friends of mine that have, seven of them straight.. Have any of you guys done it? Enlighten me :/

[Off2College]

watch porn yes, masturbate, hells no.

[GrkScorp]

Well; the only time that's happened was with this British guy named Caulder; i'm not going to use his first name, it still IS a public forum.

We got this girl to come to his place after we came out of Level V.

She looked around his place, drank up his "Malibu", and it was pretty clear he wanted her; but also pretty clear why she called me there..

I think the dialog was something like;

Me: Ah wow, I can't hear sh*t, my ears are numb.
Her: Yeah, I know.
C: Sorry, what are you guys talking about, I can't hear you.
Her: Hahahaha!
Me: Hey, I don't know about you guys, but I'm hungry.
C: Mmm, me too.
Her: Grr, me three (smiles).
Me: We could go to Caulder's place and cook up something small, and just relax for a bit before we call it a night.
C: (Looks at me like he wants me to leave, her and him alone)
Her: Omg! You have a place on Amsterdam right?
C: Yeah, it's like 4-5minutes from here (starts standing to call a cab "this girl is too-cool apparently to take the subway")
Her: Hey, (My name) right? You're not comming?
Me: (Caulder DOES want alone time) No, sorry, I actually have to get back.
C: Yeah, he has to get back home.
Her: Why? You just wanted to go cook up something to eat like a second ago; common! It'll be fun, you're comming, I don't care.

(I would have said no had Caulder not been there, but I didn't want to blow it for him)

Back at his place she was looking around his Asian-art; that's her chick-crack of choice.. and I was telling Caulder that she was just not into him.. so he passes her onto me (I'm not really into her, great-looking girl, but cold, and snobby, and shallow, and had a really over-inflated ego and big idea about herself, plus she was toying with Caulder the whole night, not attractive when a girl throws game at a guy's friend)

Anyway, I do start warming her up; I get her in a really relaxed/emotional/sensual mood and start slowly massaging the inner-upper part of her ear (it's an accupuncture point that's highly erotic; an ex taught it to me, haven't stopped using it since).. and that's when she jumped into his DVD collection to start looking around (when girls look around a guy's DVDs, late at night, while drunk, after comming back from a club; they're not looking to find the Notebook, i'll tell you that).. She hit the lottery; Caulder is quite the hornball:

- Girls Gone Wild
- Tory Lane
- Ashlyn Brooke
- Bree Olsen
- Raven Riley
- Audrey Brittoni
- Brazzers
- Etc.. much much more..

So she basically asks me if I want to watch something, from that Adult-Disney list.. and I told her "It's not my stuff; or my TV, ask Caulder", and Caulder thought it would be cool to just let her put in that DVD (He always had this 3-some fantasy; only his fantasy was with 2 girls, and a guy, him being the guy)

Needless to say; my relationship with Caulder that night was tainted.. This was my first 3-some btw.. and it wasn't that great..

You know, when you're looking at a 3-some on film.. it's 2-gorgeous-looking girls and a guy; and they're both toying/playing/stroking/sucking his cock.. and all he does is maybe gets up for 30 seconds to pound one of them, or like go down on one of them for 1 minute.. but the gist of the story is that he cums all over their face..

This was sort of like that; very similar actually.. only.. those two gorgeous-looking girls were US, and we both had to keep toying/playing/stroking/sucking her cock.. not quite all it was hyped out to be.. and she just kept wanting to go at it.. over and over again.. and once Caulder was fed up; I just lacked motivation to continue (it was just awkward, seeing your good-guy-friend naked next to you, both in the act, ugh :shivers: )

Two girls and a guy in real life isn't much better.. it's actually worse.. women are very fcukn selfish when it comes to 3-somes.. at least with Caulder, I could manage, I had help.. 2 women at a time IS NOT FUN FOR THE GUY AT ALL.. it doesn't feel like sex, it feels like work, uncompensated, unrewarded, total slave labor! (all porn reguarding this area is nothing but false advertising!)

[Only-virgins]

Does that mean guys can masturbate around each other?

The idea of this is disturbing alone. All I have to say is ....hell no.

[GrkScorp]

The idea of this is disturbing alone. All I have to say is ....hell no.

Well; they can be lady-handled around eachother.. which also feels very awkward.. it's a mixed feeling really.. the thrill of it happening, the gay feeling you get from seeing your friend naked having his thing stroked by the same girl that's stroking yours , and the girl's hand (which is like a spec in the ocean of those other two feelings); plus in all honesty, you start to not focus on the girl, and you start to check out your guy friend, you want to make sure that you look better than he does.. you start seeing if he has a better tan, if his abs look more cut, if he looks more buff, if his skin is smoother, if his thing looks weird, who has the better butt, etc.. that's when sh*t really feels awkward; when the girl turns and looks at you to catch you the two of you looking at eachother and checking eachother out..

In fact, I don't know how many other guys have had a 2-guy+girl thing before, but how many times did you say "don't switch hands"?

It's like this REALLY huge homophobic thing.. And I have gay friends, but I think that makes it worse! I think there's a subconcious fear that I don't want to be like them.. sexually I mean..

But guys jerking off around eachother? who the hell does that? That's not my idea of "quality time male-bonding"

[squirrley]

Ok this is pretty nasty to me, but what about all the porn theatres? Dont most men go in and masterbate in there, isnt that a group? They may not be sitting NEXT to eachother, but theyre there watching it and getting off! Its a gross thing. Pee Wee Herman got into trouble for this!

[bloodtippedrose]

Well; they can be lady-handled around eachother.. which also feels very awkward.. it's a mixed feeling really.. the thrill of it happening, the gay feeling you get from seeing your friend naked having his thing stroked by the same girl that's stroking yours , and the girl's hand (which is like a spec in the ocean of those other two feelings); plus in all honesty, you start to not focus on the girl, and you start to check out your guy friend, you want to make sure that you look better than he does.. you start seeing if he has a better tan, if his abs look more cut, if he looks more buff, if his skin is smoother, if his thing looks weird, who has the better butt, etc.. that's when sh*t really feels awkward; when the girl turns and looks at you to catch you the two of you looking at eachother and checking eachother out..

In fact, I don't know how many other guys have had a 2-guy+girl thing before, but how many times did you say "don't switch hands"?

It's like this REALLY huge homophobic thing.. And I have gay friends, but I think that makes it worse! I think there's a subconcious fear that I don't want to be like them.. sexually I mean..

But guys jerking off around eachother? who the hell does that? That's not my idea of "quality time male-bonding"

I dont think I could handle a threesome. with two girls and a guy or two guys and a girl. Sure it makes for great porn but if I was involved I would do the exact same thing, start checking the other girl and comparing them to me. And Ill be damned before a hand reaches in some other girl then me. I dont have issues with being/becoming a lesbian though, I know I dont swing that way and Im pretty comfortable being around naked chicks. If it was two guys.. **** its tiring giving one guy a hell of a time, for two my body and throat would be sore as hell. I only have two female friends and ones fat and the other is a disgustingly skinny asian so if it was a threesome involving a friend I know id come out on top

Your case was special, it was with one guy and a girl and it was clear someone was getting boned that night. Im still curious as to how guys can casually watch porn with one another

[anachronistic]

Thanks for sharing that, Grkscorp.... very.... interesting.

Needless to say, I feel very uncomfortable just going to the doctor for a checkup... it's just something about another guy looking at your wang. I personally feel very uncomfortable masturbating around anyone.

As for porn, yeah I watch it every now and then with buddies. It's just like normal TV for us. We don't sit there and masturbate to it, but rather just sit there and enjoy it for what it is, you know?

[bloodtippedrose]

No I dont know thats why im asking lol
i cant watch it like normal tv how can anyone else?
I can critique porn quite well and talk about it comfortably and find the artistic value in photos but I still cant watch it with other people

[anachronistic]

I hate calling myself an artist, but I make art. When I look at porn, I do not see art. On special occasions I do, but usually, I see a pair of titties bobbling up and down. I really hate some of the things people label as art these days...

Porn is a type of entertainment. It's like going to a strip club. Why do guys gather up and go to a strip club? Because it's fun! I guess it's kind of like watching a football game. Usually we just watch the mundane lesbian porn that guys are known for watching.

[DoesntMatter]

I've never watched porn with another guy for more than a few minutes. It's more like you're watching some on your laptop and school and someone walks by to see what you're up to, and they have to stop and watch some. Or my friend who showed me some of "Pirates XXX". I'm really glad he did

[nuevo]

porn = art

(just kidding)

I think that 2 or more guys watching a whole porn movie together is just sick.

[bloodtippedrose]

I hate calling myself an artist, but I make art. When I look at porn, I do not see art. On special occasions I do, but usually, I see a pair of titties bobbling up and down. I really hate some of the things people label as art these days...

Porn is a type of entertainment. It's like going to a strip club. Why do guys gather up and go to a strip club? Because it's fun! I guess it's kind of like watching a football game. Usually we just watch the mundane lesbian porn that guys are known for watching.

I 'make' art also. I dont see art in porn but I see it in specific pornographic photos, not most but the ones that are actually trying to be artsy. Girls curves are amazing!

But yeah lesbian porn? cmon.. That, and fat people ****ing, are two types of porn that dont get me off in any way..

[GrkScorp]

Girls curves are amazing!

Agreed;

however!

girls/women in porn movies are not that attractive.. I think i've mentioned this before, but women in those films have a very "manly" quality to them..

PLUS; there's no connection, so it's very hard to feel aroused when you're looking at two people just going at it.. most of the films have ZERO plot-line.. (I wait; you have cancer; trust me, i'm a doctor, here.. suck my cock.. bend over, trust me.. ahhh.. get down on the floor, I need to cum all over your face & tits.. oh thank you doctor..) wtf? I seriously have no idea what guys jerk-off the that sh*t.. don't you guys find this mentally insulting and degrading? when the plotline sucks, the porn is just non-watchable..

Actually, yeah, that's when i've watched porn with other guys, i've watched porn with my brother once; he wanted to show me this clip from collegehumor.com.. this girl was basically giving her BF a boob-job; and he was about to cum; but she was talking to her friend on the phone, and he starting cumming, and she says "hey! can you like hold on one second?".. so when he's done, she gets back on the phone.. It was hilarious..

Then I came across an other such home-made video of a Greek couple having sex, where the audio quality was amazing; so the girl was on the bed, lying down while the guy was kneeling on the bed, and she was giving him a blowjob when she was talking to her mother on the cell-phone making plans for Passover.. this one was my favorite, and I had to send it to him so he could see it; basically she would say "Mmhmm" to her mom over the phone while she was blowing him; and took his cock out to stroke it with her hand whenever she was required to say more to her mom over the phone.. then when he was cumming she tells her mom in Greek "mom wait; Manoli (the guy's name) wants something".. this guy shoots all over the place.. he basically gets it all over her hands and face.. so now she tells her mom "mom, hold on, it's kind of important, let me call you back.. ok bye.. ok mom.. YES! mom.. no I don't know what i'm going to wear.. mom i'll call you back.. bye" (simply priceless laughter)

[bloodtippedrose]

girls/women in porn movies are not that attractive.. I think i've mentioned this before, but women in those films have a very "manly" quality to them..

PLUS; there's no connection, so it's very hard to feel aroused when you're looking at two people just going at it.. most of the films have ZERO plot-line.. (I wait; you have cancer; trust me, i'm a doctor, here.. suck my cock.. bend over, trust me.. ahhh.. get down on the floor, I need to cum all over your face & tits.. oh thank you doctor..) wtf? I seriously have no idea what guys jerk-off the that sh*t.. don't you guys find this mentally insulting and degrading? when the plotline sucks, the porn is just non-watchable..

Dude youve been watching the wrong porn.
Professional porn the girls are mostly hot and amateur porn the girls are dogs. Amateur porn is getto and sloppy.. but I hate how the girls in professional porn are way into themselves and theyre faking badly because they know guys are jerking off to the sight of their body.

Also yeah some porn, especially from the 1980s, is really cheesy, makes you feel like youve lost brain cells from watching it and chases boners away but there is some great porn with great stories. well theyre not really considered porn but x-rated movies. Like one of the ones I watched, A woman was married to a rich man, she fell for a cop that was in charge of evidence and convinced him to kill her husband in an untracable manner so they could have money and be together and in the end the husband is killed, she takes the powder that killed him and killed the cop then she went off with a female cop that showed up throughout the movie. It was like woah awesome.. And I dont know if anyone here is into hentai but that anime porn has really compelling stories.

HUGE turn off to me, when music is playing and you cant even hear the peoples voices. They could be pounding the shit outta each other and if elevator music is on it is not hot in the least.

I just think you havent expanded much on the porn you watch which is a good thing.. means youre not a desperate perv.. I suppose..

Anyway I heard girls gone wild is a poor excuse for a film.. like the girls arent that hot and they take forever getting down to business and theres barely any girls going wild it shows a select few. How GAY