I couldn't have handled this worse.

[vashti]

Typical woman!.........only interested in the one thing

He never complained.

Did ye do the Lepreachan position often?....lol.....

No. I refused to climb into the cereal box.

[King Zarathu]

He never complained.



No. I refused to climb into the cereal box.

Lucky Charms is awesome.

[Junket]

I don't know about some of you wanks, but if I was datin' a chick and then all of a sudden "BAM!" I found out she had, or was still involved with her ex-boyfriend's kid. I'd take slowly take 5 steps back, turn around and jet.

[vashti]

Of course you would, and I wouldn't blame you.

[King Zarathu]

I don't know about some of you wanks, but if I was datin' a chick and then all of a sudden "BAM!" I found out she had, or was still involved with her ex-boyfriend's kid. I'd take slowly take 5 steps back, turn around and jet.

No you wouldn't, you're more manly then that. Instead, you'd **** her...then take 5 steps back, turn around and jet.

[Mathias]

I don't know about some of you wanks, but if I was datin' a chick and then all of a sudden "BAM!" I found out she had, or was still involved with her ex-boyfriend's kid. I'd take slowly take 5 steps back, turn around and jet.

You're a better guy than me.

I wouldn't even pretend to take the five steps back.

[Mathias]

No you wouldn't, you're more manly then that. Instead, you'd **** her...then take 5 steps back, turn around and jet.

Um, no.

Condom breaks, and you're in some deep, deep trouble.

[Junket]

Um, no.

Condom breaks, and you're in some deep, deep trouble.

He makes a very good point Zath.

Because if that were the cause, I'd have to stick around...

[King Zarathu]

Um, no.

Condom breaks, and you're in some deep, deep trouble.

Man **** that. Just give her a fake name, and um...yeah. Nobody will think less of you.

[Junket]

Man **** that. Just give her a fake name, and um...yeah. Nobody will think less of you.

Except everybody here at LF.

And we all know how much our opinions mean to you (Mathias).

[Gigabitch]

Dude, what did you think was going to happen when you brought her home? You just didn't have the balls to broach the subject ahead of time and presented her with this tableau that had nothing to do with the person you were purporting yourself to be- YEAH it was a lie of omission, YEAH you ****ed up, and MAYBE she'll give you another chance.

IMO- it wasn't the fact that you have this kid in your life that was disturbing, it was the fact that you didn't see fit to mention it at all. That's what I would need time to think about.

[King Zarathu]

Dude, what did you think was going to happen when you brought her home? You just didn't have the balls to broach the subject ahead of time and presented her with this tableau that had nothing to do with the person you were purporting yourself to be- YEAH it was a lie of omission, YEAH you ****ed up, and MAYBE she'll give you another chance.

IMO- it wasn't the fact that you have this kid in your life that was disturbing, it was the fact that you didn't see fit to mention it at all. That's what I would need time to think about.

You ****in' females and your commitment issues....

[Gigabitch]

You ****in' females and your commitment issues....

Communication issues, jackass.

[King Zarathu]

Communication issues, jackass.

I'm going to molest you. Don't argue.

[Gigabitch]

I'm going to molest you. Don't argue.

I plan to submit completely to throw you off your guard.