The Cougar Diaries

[Gigabitch]

Exhibit B: Shorty

No problem being attractive to younger guys ... In one of my classes, our professor stated that the optimal sexual companionship would be that of a 35 year old female and a 16 year old boy ... from an evolutionary standpoint of course ... However, it doesn't mean you have to marry the guy (and I'm not saying to screw a 16 year old... maybe an 18 year old. Haha.)

Could I put a gag on him? And a shock collar?

[DoesntMatter]

You can do that to me Giga