How do you know if a girl has.....*ahem*

[Love'sReject]

Lol, nah dawg.

[kageri]

*actually does hold the equivalent of brown belt in aikido and tae kwon do* but that having nothing to do with this conversation..... Not every time is gonna soak the sheets and not every girl is even going to be able to without you spending all night at it. Birth control pills in particular tend to keep things from getting anywhere near that wet. My husband and I were talking about it once how he has one level to orgasm. It happens or it doesn't with a little variation. Me it goes from eh to where'd the other half of that roll of paper towels go, which we use all of, and hopefully I didn't break anything when my hips went up (oral can be dangerous during good orgasms). Sometimes "eh" is perfectly fine for my needs and sometimes it's not. That's why most of our sex ends in him saying "do we need toys?" even if he's pretty sure that answer is no because neither one of us can get out a full sentence in one breath but the offer is always there.

[iamaninnocentma]

Tae kwon do is for poofs, i could still woop yer ass.

[IndiReloaded]

Lol, OMG.. hes a yellow belt phear.. No worries there my new found friend, my belt is only a third dan black belt that was gained oversea's studying under Taiji Kase Ha Ryu Blue Dragon Dojo in the canary islands of Tenerife Del Sur.

If you are a san-dan I'm the latest Nobel laureate. A real san-dan would know better than to make this^ post.

As for whoever complained about "only" 50% of women getting the flush. You show me any other information where a man can understand *half* of a woman's response. The normal %age is around 0.000001. To think I posted that free of charge. Pearls to swine...

[Xircom]

If you are a san-dan I'm the latest Nobel laureate. A real san-dan would know better than to make this^ post.

As for whoever complained about "only" 50% of women getting the flush. You show me any other information where a man can understand *half* of a woman's response. The normal %age is around 0.000001. To think I posted that free of charge. Pearls to swine...

Look I most certainly wasnt threatening him, the shoe is on the other foot he's threatening me with his k-rad leet yellow belt skills when I can hammer my fist's and the majority of my knuckles through a wooden door. Gichin Funakoshi the founding father of Karate-Do used to hang on the dojo wall, you only have to read his comment about tai-kwon-do being for poof's to see he has never experienced some guy doing a triple back kick not needing to land on his feet or a spinning hook kick, which when performed correctly is one of the hardest kicks to defend against.

There are two types of tai-kwon-do the kind where your not allowed to smash or hammer your opponent in the face with your fists the poofy version as you might want to call it (WTF) and then their is the ITF which is a totally different brand.

And as to a San-Dan knowing better, by that interpretation you are making it sound like every San-Dan is a meek monk living on Sampa!

I spent several years studying various philosophies from Judo, Aikido, Karate, Jujitsu & even a little Kung Fu which is not so much about repetition as grabbing your opponents foot, sweeping his other foot away in a take down and as you go down landing with one knee right between their legs.

When I went off after doing Karate for several years, to try sparing with a Kung Fu instructor was very eye opening experiance to try different schools of thought, especially when the instructor said "good you've got him down now knee him in the balls and gouge at his eyes!"

You pick things up from drifting in and out of different dojo's but the best stuff you'll learn is from people who are ex-military!

[iamaninnocentma]

Look I most certainly wasnt threatening him, the shoe is on the other foot he's threatening me with his k-rad leet yellow belt skills when I can hammer my fist's and the majority of my knuckles through a wooden door. Gichin Funakoshi the founding father of Karate-Do used to hang on the dojo wall, you only have to read his comment about tai-kwon-do being for poof's to see he has never experienced some guy doing a triple back kick not needing to land on his feet or a spinning hook kick, which when performed correctly is one of the hardest kicks to defend against.

There are two types of tai-kwon-do the kind where your not allowed to smash or hammer your opponent in the face with your fists the poofy version as you might want to call it (WTF) and then their is the ITF which is a totally different brand.

And as to a San-Dan knowing better, by that interpretation you are making it sound like every San-Dan is a meek monk living on Sampa!

**** off .

[Xircom]

**** off .

Now you see that's exactly what I am referring to he doesn't know me personally but he's quick to flare up and label me as a twat and call me a kid I hope he shows off the same raw arrogance in his own dojo because if he does he'll never make it to orange!

Karate is most certainly not about having a clenched fist or attacking your opponent, if you believe that and you stand with that school of thought you wont last very long.

[iamaninnocentma]

Now you see that's exactly what I am referring to he doesn't know me personally but he's quick to flare up and label me as a twat and call me a kid I hope he shows off the same raw arrogance in his own dojo because if he does he'll never make it to orange!

Karate is most certainly not about having a clenched fist or attacking your opponent, if you believe that and you stand with that school of thought you wont last very long.

Listen mate, i dont need to go to any dojo, im a self taught yellow belt. Ive seen all bruce lee, and chuck norris's movies, so im sure i could take someone who thinks its clever to punch wooden doors.

[Xircom]

Listen mate, i dont need to go to any dojo, im a self taught yellow belt. Ive seen all bruce lee, and chuck norris's movies, so im sure i could take someone who thinks its clever to punch wooden doors.

Want to try something a little more lethal? Try some krav-mega lessons where they teach you to hammer someones wind-pipe with two knuckles as you break their elbow and dislocate there entire shoulder.

Got news for you, a lot of the movies are staged fight sequences, so if you think copying what you've seen on TV will help in a street fight you are the one who is deluded.

Go to your bedroom door right now and clench up your fist and hit it... Humor me! Did you even crack the paint work? It's called conditioning, which is why people do pushups on there knuckles on a concrete floor.

Careful don't hurt your soft hands!



You would have seen it on Bruce Lee's Enter the Dragon.. Now you know why those dudes are hammering there hands into hot-black sand. Over do it and you can screw up your hands and the joints will develop arthritis. It takes a very long time to develop that kind of conditioning. My old instructor used to be able to hammer nails into a piece of 4x4 wood with his bare hands an that's something I still wont even attempt to this day. In Japanese its called Ki, in Chinese they call it Chi.

[Love'sReject]

Listen mate, i dont need to go to any dojo, im a self taught yellow belt. Ive seen all bruce lee, and chuck norris's movies, so im sure i could take someone who thinks its clever to punch wooden doors.

Lol, jelly bro?

[iamaninnocentma]

Want to try something a little more lethal? Try some krav-mega lessons where they teach you to hammer someones wind-pipe with two knuckles as you break their elbow and dislocate there entire shoulder.

Got news for you, a lot of the movies are staged fight sequences, so if you think copying what you've seen on TV will help in a street fight you are the one who is deluded.

Go to your bedroom door right now and clench up your fist and hit it... Humor me! Did you even crack the paint work? It's called conditioning, which is why people do pushups on there knuckles on a concrete floor.

You cunt. Ive just knocked my door off its hinges and it landed on my cat. Now hes walking funny. Great training advice man. I dont do push ups with my knuckles, i do them on my dick end, beat that mr myagi.

Btw, chuck norris would ****ing batter you.

[Xircom]

Lol, jelly bro?

Lol, a quote from Bruce Lee's own book I think would be apt here "Never tighten your fist until the moment of impact!"

Oh my god, you've killed the Cat?

Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) well **** me, you mean he would batter me with his zimmer frame! Can Chuck still get it up? Or does he need Viagra right about now, not to worry Chuck, I know how you feel, grey hairs an all and then you get some whipper snapper telling you he can take you in a fight.

Granted he might be young and fast but we both know what to do right Chuck? As he lands in a couple of lucky blows and we inevitably go down, as we hit the floor we extend wrap our lips around his left testicle and chew.

Peace out... I have political news feeds to follow, probably wouldn't interest you.

[Love'sReject]

Lol, a quote from Bruce Lee's own book I think would be apt here "Never tighten your fist until the moment of impact!"

Oh my god, you've killed the Cat?

Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) well **** me, you mean he would batter me with his zimmer frame! Can Chuck still get it up? Or does he need Viagra right about now, not to worry Chuck, I know how you feel, grey hairs an all and then you get some whipper snapper telling you he can take you in a fight.

Granted he might be young and fast but we both know what to do right Chuck? As he lands in a couple of lucky blows and we inevitably go down, as we hit the floor we extend wrap our lips around his left testicle and chew.

Peace out... I have political news feeds to follow, probably wouldn't interest you.

Lol, Immadouche just got owned again. XD

[iamaninnocentma]

Lol, a quote from Bruce Lee's own book I think would be apt here "Never tighten your fist until the moment of impact!"

Oh my god, you've killed the Cat?



Chuck Norris (born March 10, 1940) well **** me, you mean he would batter me with his zimmer frame! Can Chuck still get it up? Or does he need Viagra right about now, not to worry Chuck, I know how you feel, grey hairs an all and then you get some whipper snapper telling you he can take you in a fight.

Granted he might be young and fast but we both know what to do right Chuck? As he lands in a couple of lucky blows and we inevitably go down, as we hit the floor we extend wrap our lips around his left testicle and chew.

Peace out... I have political news feeds to follow, probably wouldn't interest you.

No hes not dead, hes just walking funny. Tough little mother****er he is.

Yeah, i imagine chuck could still kick your ass. You dont lose that sort of skill and brutality just because you age a little. He's a bit tougher to fight than a stationary wooden door.

Anyway, enjoy your political feed, lol. Wish i understood the complex political world.

[iamaninnocentma]

Lol, Immadouche just got owned again. XD

Have you still not killed yourself?