Average age here?

[Kiechi]

yes....I want to be just like you Innova..your my HERO.

Things to do before I die:

1. Get married and have kids(and finish highschool and college)

2. Finally finish moby dick so I can read another book

3. Get pretty damn good at guitar

4. BECOME A MOD

5. Have 3somewith japanese twins

6. be able to bench more than 110 lbs

7. own a monkey

8. die while having sex

No offence, I highly doubt you'll become a mod. Well on this forum anyways. However, I did so it may be possible.

:: Shrugs ::

What do I know? I'm only 17 right? Haha. I kid you Lloyd.

[lilwing89]

[QUOTE=Kiechi]No offence, I highly doubt you'll become a mod. Well on this forum anyways. However, I did so it may be possible.[QUOTE]
yea..i figured that a while back.

I use it mainly as a joke and if you couldn't tell i was joking, read the list again! for **** sake, the joke is so obvious unless you are some sort of madman.

while i am on this site, my main goal is to make people feel better about themselves with my jokes(that aren't always funny) and helping them with their relationships with the little experience i do have with "love".

when im not doing that im asking for help obviously.

[Lloyd95]

yes....I want to be just like you Innova..your my HERO.

Things to do before I die:

1. Get married and have kids(and finish highschool and college)

2. Finally finish moby dick so I can read another book

3. Get pretty damn good at guitar

4. BECOME A MOD

5. Have 3somewith japanese twins

6. be able to bench more than 110 lbs

7. own a monkey

8. die while having sex

Hmmm....
1) Why don't you worry about getting a date first.
2)Cliff notes
3) Try another instrument. Wood block...triangle
4) Why in hell would you want to be?
5) I know Chinese twins, if that's your second liking.
6) I can curl more than 110 pounds. Pussy.
7) Just spank the one you got.
8) You want to die before you die??

[Kiechi]

Hmmm....
1) Why don't you worry about getting a date first.
2)Cliff notes
3) Try another instrument. Wood block...triangle
4) Why in hell would you want to be?
5) I know Chinese twins, if that's your second liking.
6) I can curl more than 110 pounds. Pussy.
7) Just spank the one you got.
8) You want to die before you die??

Lloyd could you please kindly now hand back Lilwings ass.

[Kiechi]

I use it mainly as a joke and if you couldn't tell i was joking, read the list again! for **** sake, the joke is so obvious unless you are some sort of madman.

Oh, you do you know jokes are meant to be funny right?

while i am on this site, my main goal is to make people feel better about themselves with my jokes(that aren't always funny) and helping them with their relationships with the little experience i do have with "love".

Good job your doing there son. Keep up the good work!

[Innova]

when am i not.

hey mikey..wanna share some of that glory?

Sure

Lyssa is in training, I give her full permission to whoop some ass =P

[RSK]

Hmmm....
1) Why don't you worry about getting a date first.
2)Cliff notes
3) Try another instrument. Wood block...triangle
4) Why in hell would you want to be?
5) I know Chinese twins, if that's your second liking.
6) I can curl more than 110 pounds. Pussy.
7) Just spank the one you got.
8) You want to die before you die??

Hmmm...
1) "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
2) It's not the same
3) Guitar is the way to go
4) To ban people like you
5) No, I don't think he is into Chinese
6) Too bad your brains went to your biceps.
7) Was that suppose to be funny?
8) having sex while dying, and the other way round is the same thing!

[Junket]

I wouldn't want to die while having sex.

I'd rather die surrounded by friends and family, children, and their children, and any remaining siblings that may be alive.

[Tone]

Lilwing is my homie!

[Steve2004]

Sure

Lyssa is in training, I give her full permission to whoop some ass =P

sweet ass action

[lilwing89]

Hmmm....
1) Why don't you worry about getting a date first.
2)Cliff notes
3) Try another instrument. Wood block...triangle
4) Why in hell would you want to be?
5) I know Chinese twins, if that's your second liking.
6) I can curl more than 110 pounds. Pussy.
7) Just spank the one you got.
8) You want to die before you die??

1. im going to be single for a while, BUCK-O(cause i wanna be)
2. what the hell? why would i have to worry about cliffnotes?
3. dont tell me what to play, i have been playing for a year and a half now and i am pretty damn good at it(says everyone that hears me play) and i would never stoop down to your level of coordination to play such instruments, and deny my full capability, and i am completely self taught and motivated, and it is one of the only things that i LOVE and ENJOY on this earth so **** off.
4. mods are cool, and i want to be one and i would certainly be happy if i was one and i could delete your posts right now and remove your trashiness and all others like you from with this site. oh and thanks to you i might just get to do that if you keep posting retarded crap.
5. im not interested in your chinese twins, infact i got the joke from austin powers gold member.
6. i dont care how much you can curl(even if that means teddy bears), i can curl 30 lbs with one hand and i am pretty damn proud i can do that, and you have no right calling anyone a pussy, and i wanna see a picture of you curling more than 110 lbs if you...really can. actually no wait.. never mind, i don't want to be blind for the rest of my life, so please don't.
7. don't you know what monkeys are??? you know the ones that love banana's but might not love you as much?
8. dude, stop with the crap, zip the shit up, you're only making yourself look like a retarded whore monger. you sound more like a kid within every post. i can't recall before you did, the last time i heard someone 35+ say "pussy", maybe you are just unleashing the kid within, since you can't around all your big tough 35 year old guy friends. hey you are starting to sound ridiculous when you take jokes from a 16 year old so seriously! if you continue on you will be mentally instable...
you know all i asked for was a simple apology for all us young people(speaking out for all of us) who would take something like you said offensive, then you fly out of your chair and start being an ass...wow, totally immature AND uncalled for..

[Steve2004]

dude, stop with the crap, zip the shit up

For some very strange reason i found only those words hilarious

[lilwing89]

Oh, you do you know jokes are meant to be funny right?



Good job your doing there son. Keep up the good work!

yes i know...i think all my jokes are funny, but i hear differently from people sometimes.

sometimes i just say a bunch of retarded crap, i know...and even in the making, it's funny.

[Steve2004]

amen.

oh god i'm so bored.

HEEEY i think i'll comment on your myspace thing!

[lilwing89]

Hmmm...
1) "Beware how you take away hope from another human being." -Oliver Wendell Holmes
2) It's not the same
3) Guitar is the way to go
4) To ban people like you
5) No, I don't think he is into Chinese
6) Too bad your brains went to your biceps.
7) Was that suppose to be funny?
8) having sex while dying, and the other way round is the same thing!

you know...i coulda just saved all my time instead of typing all that stuff...cause RK said it all for me... with less words ofcourse...

oh well..whoops, i had my laugh, now you can all have yours!!!