Cock Size?????

**LucidDream** · 03-09-04, 08:36 AM

Im not sure what my problem is (if you would consider it a problem), Ive considered the fact that whatever I have has a name.

Im usaly optamistic and in a plesant mood. I dont often get into arguments with people, and I hardly ever start them (its been over 2 years since Ive purposefuly insulted anyone). And even when I do, I have usualy forgiven and forgotten by the time the conversation as ended.

I am rarely sad too. And when I am, I actualy enjoy the sensation, it makes me feel alive. People say I have a perfect mentalety, and that makes me a great friend, and good for a fresh view on something. But I cant help but feal that there is something bad under all this.
Im usualy happy, and when Im sad I sort of enjoy it.

I know I said I am an optamyst, but there has to be a fault somewhere.

Also I have experience with people with mental conditions, including bipolar.

**derek** · 03-09-04, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by BillyGalbreath

I always think black's have huge cocks - but maybe its just the wrong kinda porn i'm watching... idk

i dont think so!
white porn stars always have huge cocks but not the black!

**GBRaul** · 03-09-04, 08:02 PM

Actually people always say that blacks have huge cocks.

There was this joke about an African king (can't really remember it exactly, but here's the gist of it)
An African king abducted this beautiful young woman. The king wanted her to be his queen, but she managed to bargain with him till he agreed to give her 3 wishes.

So she pondered and pondered, and decided to ask for a daily allowance of 100000 USD. The king asked his advisor, then he turned back to the woman and said, "Ok, I give I give."

So she wondered, "Shit, this guy is rich. Maybe I should ask for more..." So she asked for a marriage gift of 500kg of gold. The king grimaced, but after consulting his advisor he once again turned back to the woman and said, "Ok, I give I give."

She was starting to get worried, when she suddenly thought of a brilliant idea (or so she thought). She said, "I want you to have a 14-inch dick!" The king started crying while the woman was getting ready to celebrate, then as she was about to walk out of the hall the king said, "Ok, I cut I cut."

Ok, you may all laugh now...

**derek** · 03-09-04, 08:14 PM

lmao~ damn it

**GBRaul** · 03-09-04, 08:31 PM

^ lol... application of new vocab acquired

**derek** · 03-09-04, 08:34 PM

i dont know any more!

**GBRaul** · 03-09-04, 08:40 PM

lol = laugh out loud
rofl = roll on the floor laughing
or you could just use the traditional haha...

**derek** · 03-09-04, 09:00 PM

hard to remember!
htr

**Elysium** · 03-09-04, 10:24 PM

lmfao too funny

**BillyGalbreath** · 03-09-04, 10:32 PM

holy hell that was hilarious !!!

**blue** · 04-09-04, 08:18 AM

Originally Posted by hallanole

well as long as you don't squirt me in the eye.

all is fun!

that sucks!!!!!

**jane** · 04-09-04, 08:35 AM

great joke! lol..

Does cock size really matter? .. answer ....

GOD DAMN RIGHT!

**webfish** · 04-09-04, 09:42 AM

Well, when a man hears quite often "it's about time I had a man that satisfied me totally" You come to the conclusion that size does matter

LOL

**squirrley** · 04-09-04, 10:30 AM

sounds like the web man has heard that a few times uh?

**webfish** · 04-09-04, 10:53 AM

ummm I am pleading the 5th here

or is it the TENth?

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