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    him...
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    He's an irish actor. Been in loads of films
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    Reviving this thread cos I have a bone to pick with this forum..

    Why the hell didn't anyone mention to me that once you come out of heartbreak, u feel completely overwhelmed with horniness.
    Not only am I horny but I seriously have next to no prospects at the mo.

    Going crazy....
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    jeez i turn every argument round on a man, why take the blame if hes stupid enough to let you blame him about something totally different

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    I feel you. I've been humping my pillows at night.

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    Damn... don't give me ideas like that. Its messier for me
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    And humping the chair. :O :O :O I'm horny!! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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    Geez we are a sad bunch aren't we.
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    Very much so. I won't be getting any for a very long time. :/ Saddddddd. What's a girl to do?

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    ^^get a sybian
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    blow up doll...??

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    Get a what... ???

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    The shitty part is I got laid last week, and I know qwerty just got laid. But some how that just makes it worse!
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    Quote Originally Posted by qwerty123 View Post
    ^^get a sybian
    Pretty sure that came up in an older thread. Some kind of vibrator/dildo thing which you can attach to floors / walls / ceilings(lol?) etc.
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    Oh. I have a dildo with suction.

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    Oh the infamous suction-padded dildo... I remember reading that somewhere. haha. epic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lhn View Post
    Reviving this thread cos I have a bone to pick with this forum..

    Why the hell didn't anyone mention to me that once you come out of heartbreak, u feel completely overwhelmed with horniness.
    Not only am I horny but I seriously have next to no prospects at the mo.

    Going crazy....
    you always miss something you can't have. Or take for granted what you did have.

    we all know the real reason you breathed life back into this thread though,
    you were horny and wanted to entice qwerty to hear her updated horny status

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