So I snuck into my mom's house today. She's a nurse and has to work. I'm going to surprise her with dinner. And no, I'm not taking her to some dumb restaurant and spending hundreds of dollars for tiny portions of mediocre food.
I butterflied some pork tenderloin and stuffed it with cooked apples, onions, dijon and brown sugar. That's going to roast another two hours or so. I'm going to steam some broccoli with lemon zest and sesame seeds. Also we're going to have buttered noodles with grated parmesan and a cucumber and tomato salad. With homemade honey & raspberry vinaigrette, I might add.
I got her a bottle of chardonnay. Honestly, I don't know jack about wine. I assumed that since it was white meat white wine would pair with it. Am I wrong?
So when she gets home the table will be set, my sister will present her with a beautiful gift, and we'll all sit down to a good dinner.
Yeah. I'm bragging. Totally negates the gesture, right?
Anywho, what are you all doing for mother's day? Anything special?
Oh, and before I forget! Happy mother's day to all the sexy MILFs. You'll be frolicking about in my head as I lay down for bed tonight.