Ok so I know my girlfriend is kind of crazy. And I am aware she is very paranoid and that moving in to an apartment with her was a mistake, in hindsight. We both know that when our lease is up we are moving away from each other as fast as possible because we just don't mesh. So for the purpose of venting I am going to share with you a day in the life of me.
Here is some of the history behind this text convo so you aren't completely lost. I drive a co-worker home from work every day for a couple extra bucks. He is a really cool guy and we get in some pretty funny conversations from time to time. So when people call me and Im talking to him I usually dont answer the phone. Not only because we're talking but also because Im driving. I drive for 30 minutes from work, to his house and to daycare to pick up her kid and my girlfriend calls every day during this time to make sure that I am in fact driving home and not to some mystical girls house for some sex. By the way she is chinese and working on her english so forgive her. So here goes.
(She phones)
(I dont answer)
HER: Why you always no answer my phone???
Who in your car with you
????
You make me think is woman sit your car
F&^%
I never call you again
(I pull over at my coworkers house)
ME: Hey Im here, call me agian!
I was mid conversation with Jim, whats up?
(I call her back, no answer)
Answer the phone hon
HER: You make me talk to
someone ! I told you to always
answer my phone calls!
F$%&
ME: I can't always answer.
What do you mean, "you
make me talk to someone."
It's (co-workers name) I drive
him home from work ok?
(I take a picture of buddy and send her the picture)
That guy.
Ok tomorrow call me, I'll
get him to answer the
phone if it's a bad spot for
me to answer.
That way you can talk to
the guy and maybe relax a
little.
(I drive to the daycare and get her son)
I have (son's name) see you after work.
HER: If you don't like me calling you! We
will never call each other. Just send message !
You only have that person in your car
you never answer ! I don't know why!
Don't worry I never call
you and you don't call me
too.
Bye
(I call her again, with no answer)
ME: You want to talk about
this like adults?
HER: Your friends more important than me!!!!
ME: Sorry (gf's name)
I know I probably could have handled it better, by answering the phone right? She just keeps calling me at these terrible moments when Im driving and taking turns at advanced greens and merging and whatever. Anyways thanks for reading, if you have any advice on how to make her trust me I am all ears. She is truly a good woman, with great virtues and characteristics, but she has some pretty nasty ones too that I wish we could just get over.
Oh and just to reiterate the crazyness thing, one morning I took a couple hours off from work to go to the doctor because I was sick and she accused me of going to some sex doctor. This is a real thing that happened, she was angry for a while.