I once stood outside of her house in a trenchcoat holding a boombox over my head... Er wait.
Seriously though, I once flew to Washington DC to be with her with less than 2 hours notice. Probably not one of the smarter things I've done as she dumped me again right after I did this. Years later she did beg me to forgive her and take her back. We're not happily married.
Stranger things happen.
"Well, then," the Cat went on, "you see a dog growls when it's angry, and wags its tail when it's pleased. Now I growl when I'm pleased, and wag my tail when I'm angry. Therefore I'm mad."