Characteristics/Properties of a Nice Ass!!!

[rglove]

"NICE ASS!!!"

What makes for a nice ass? What makes for a nice ass? Well, the simple answer is form and structure, but what makes great form and structure. One thing that does is curvature and roundness. A great ass or at least a nice one has defined curves. It is rounded - at both the top and the bottom or at the very least, at its bottom point. A nice ass has well-contoured form. It is full, round, shapely, firm, and high, voluptuous (in its appearance). Now, of the butts that would qualify under these guidelines, there are two, “THE APPLE BOTTOM” and “THE TEARDROP/ASS SMILE.”

APPLE BOTTOM: Nicely Curved and Contoured, is compact and has a natural lift. It is Rounded, with a Curvature at the Top and Bottom (curvature of butt cheeks giving you 180 degree angle). The tops of the ass cheeks (coming off of the lower-back) have to be ROUND and so do the bottom of the ass cheeks (coming off of the back of the thighs). When a lady has this, if she stands straight up, you can clearly see her APPLE BOTTOM as it looks like her butt is two volleyballs.


TEARDROP/ASS SMILE: (Teardrop with an Ass Smile) Similar in structure to an Apple Bottom, where the bottom of the ass is defined and round (is called the Ass Smile- because it looks like a smile but done with the cheeks and lips below a ladies waist), except, the top part of the ass (coming off of the lower-back), isn't really defined or runs directly off of the back with no major BUMP. The TEAR DROP isn't a bad thing. The top of the ass IS still sloped greater than 45 degrees where the ass IS NOT flat at all, just that it does not have the full qualification to be an Apple Bottom (what are you going to call it, a half an apple bottom???). The shape at the bottom of the ass is still rounded (Ass Smile), but the overall ass looks like a TEAR DROP (sloped with a nice round finish and in contour with waistline).


There’s also another type of ass call “THE GRIMACE” this is not considered to be a nice ass. THE GRIMACE is when the bottom of the ass cheek fails to be well rounded off, neither meeting the requirements of an Apple Bottom, nor Tear Drop/Ass Smile. When you look at that bottom of the ass, a completely round bottom of the butt cheeks is cut short of reaching to the hip, thus it's a quarter-circular shape that ends up being BLENDED INTO THE HIP FAT AND BACK FAT, causing a Grimace-like affect of the cheeks, like one you make with your mouth when you're not happy but disgusted.


Would you agree that this is makeup of a nice ass, if not, then, tell us, what is???



Some information courtesy of The AssMatrix

[Junket]

I don't know about all that...but here's my idea of a nice ass.

Excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to go spend some quality time with myself.

[Cybog]

She is pretty nice. I have to say that one of the best asses I have ever seen belongs to this fine young lady:

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[gsgann22]

be back in a minute..........wait who are these girls.........looks again..........never mind I will be back in a minute........

[joe schmoe]

bootylicious..... mmmmmmm

[Innova]

I don't know about all that...but here's my idea of a nice ass.

Excuse me, I suddenly feel the need to go spend some quality time with myself.

There's Vida, can't have an ass contest without her! rofl.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

Indeed, I agree. She does have a very nice ass.

[KaWaiiSkYe]

She has a sweet face too. Very purdie indeed.

[gsgann22]

face?? (confused) where?? huh?

[sarah-jayne]

heheh,men amaze me they really do.

[Junket]

Here's a few more...



I was just posting the ass pics...for the sake of staying on topic.

[sarah-jayne]

ok..still staying on topic...is it just me or are these women trying to make their ass look bigger than it is with these poses,i think there's more of a need for a fuller ass these days lol

[misombra]

this is my idea of a fine ass...

[Innova]

Rofl!!!!!!

[Junket]

That's beautiful misombra...