Work stories (funny, cruel, gross etc)
Ok well I used to work as an HVAC installer years ago. SO many things happened on that construction site. It was a multi year project with hundreds of apartment units.
Anyway someone else's thread got me thinking about the Mexicans on the construction site. They were filthy people who generally stayed to themselves. On numerous occasions they'd all go into one of the unfinished units for lunch. They'd almost always order Popeye's chicken. They'd eat it all, shit in the box, and then exit the unit. They'd leave the box there for someone else to dispose of and it NEVER had napkins or toilet paper in it. Yep, you guess it. They never wiped.
One time an unfortunate new guy was working with my crew. We asked him to get a pile of duct so that we could bang it together and hang it. He got to the other side of the room and said "whose baked potato is this?". It wasn't ours so we said, "no one's, just get rid of it". He grabbed it, apparently with a bit of force, and to his chagrin it wasn't a potato at all. Someone had shitted in aluminum foil and wrapped it up perfectly like a Wendy's baked potato. LOL He was cursing and trying to find out who did it. He had shit under his nails! Everyone knew that it was one of the Mexicans. Rob and I laughed hysterically after he left. The new guy washed his hands for over an hour at the superintendent's trailer.
So what stories do you have?
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