what woudl you do if you got your nuts frozen to the porch?
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12-02-06, 06:15 AM #1
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just wondering...
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12-02-06, 06:25 AM #2
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....let me picture this.....I've been doing some heavy clubbin, it's the middle of winter, I come home but think it a good idea to piss against the porch, fall asleep while taking a wee, and wake up finding my nuts frozen to the porch. Something in that general direction? Well, I.....ehm......have not a clue!
On really romantic evenings of self, I go salsa dancing with my confusion...
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12-02-06, 06:29 AM #3
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Id go nuts.
Originally Posted by lilwing89
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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12-02-06, 06:38 AM #4
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Originally Posted by Only-virgins
lol,
if i saw a friend in that situation, the first thing i'd do, is get my camera, and take a picture....
.......because that's one hell of a story for the books!!!
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12-02-06, 06:41 AM #5
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lol, yea, I believe the serious thing to do in that situation is to get warm(not hot) water and slowly apply it to the porch and nuts. Originally Posted by RSK
"Why are you an atheist?"
"because I paid attention in science class."
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12-02-06, 06:44 AM #6
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i believe the serious thing to do is to get some PAM and a PLASTIC spatula(not metal) and some warm water(not boiling hot) just incase.
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12-02-06, 07:29 AM #7
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Lilwing, I worry about you sometimes.
Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?
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13-02-06, 12:43 AM #8
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its nice to know that im on your mind
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13-02-06, 01:03 AM #9
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why are your nuts frozen to the porch?
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13-02-06, 02:56 AM #10
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Get a stray dog to lick them warm. Originally Posted by lilwing89
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13-02-06, 03:26 AM #11
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and, with a bit of luck, they'll find you in the morning with your balls frozen to the porch and the dogs' tongue frozen to your balls. now, THAT would be one hell of a story for the books. Originally Posted by Kiechi
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13-02-06, 03:46 AM #12
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Originally Posted by alice
Bhhahahahhahahaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo
I love it! Thx for making my day with the humor alice.....
........i got so much crap to, well, take it easy everyone, i'm out!!!
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