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    Mathematical proof that girls are EVIL!

    Mathematical Proof that Girls are Evil


    First we state that girls require time and money:
    girls = time x money

    And as we all know, "time is money"
    time = money

    Therefore:
    girls = money x money = (money)^2

    And because money is the root of all evil:
    money = square root of evil

    Therefore:
    girls = (square root of evil) ^ 2



    And we are forces to conclude that:

    Girls = Evil
    "Why are you an atheist?"
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    That is old.

    Boys also require time and money.

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    Man + Beer - Wench x posh wanking = PARADISE!
    Suck my Bawls...


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    sorry ov, i already had a good laugh off this one back when lloyd posted it.

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    OV does this mean you can help me with my algebra?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kieran
    Man + Beer - Wench x posh wanking = PARADISE!
    LOL!

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    Oh well, I just copied it of some site, dont even remember were. Anyways, I dont need beer and its always the guys who need the money for girls. haha
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