Your Personals Ad

**Gigabitch** · 25-02-06, 07:20 AM

How would your personals ad read, if you were to place one?

Here's mine:

Single mom with fat ass,
foul mouth, seeks eager
minion for occasional fun,
constant drama. Hygiene
a plus.

Edit: I don't actually have a fat ass.

**Late_vamp** · 25-02-06, 08:02 AM

Kind of hard for a guy without trying to sound like and ass or like he's bragging , so i wont even try .

**Gigabitch** · 04-10-06, 07:42 AM

Bump. I want to know what you people think of yourselves.

**Mathias** · 04-10-06, 08:16 AM

Single guy with a checkered history seeks fun and excitement. Selfish and stuck-up women need not apply.

**vashti** · 04-10-06, 08:33 AM

I can't imagine what I would write. I guess I would let my friends write it for me.

**Gigabitch** · 04-10-06, 08:34 AM

Originally Posted by vashti

I can't imagine what I would write. I guess I would let my friends write it for me.

Hottie with nothing to prove seeks talented cabana boy for mojitos and no more.

**vashti** · 04-10-06, 08:36 AM

Hah! I like it. I think you should write ALL our personal ads, giga.

**Mathias** · 04-10-06, 08:37 AM

Actually, if I ever wrote an ad, this is what it would be:

"A guy who's walking down the street falls into a hole. The walls are so steep he can't escape. A doctor walks by and the guy asks him for help. The doctor writes a prescription and throws it down and leaves. A priest passes by and the guy asks him for help. The priest scribbles out a prayer, tosses it down and walks away. Then one of the guy's friends walks by and the guy asks him for help. The friend jumps down into the hole with the first guy. The first guy asks, "Are you stupid? Now we're both down here!" The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out." If you'd jump in that well for someone that you love, let's talk."

**Gigabitch** · 04-10-06, 08:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mathias

Actually, if I ever wrote an ad, this is what it would be:

"A guy who's walking down the street falls into a hole. The walls are so steep he can't escape. A doctor walks by and the guy asks him for help. The doctor writes a prescription and throws it down and leaves. A priest passes by and the guy asks him for help. The priest scribbles out a prayer, tosses it down and walks away. Then one of the guy's friends walks by and the guy asks him for help. The friend jumps down into the hole with the first guy. The first guy asks, "Are you stupid? Now we're both down here!" The friend says, "Yeah, but I've been down here before and I know the way out." If you'd jump in that well for someone that you love, let's talk."

Suddenly, I'm very sorry you're too young for me.

**Converse** · 07-10-06, 03:06 AM

Giga- do mine!

**Illusional** · 09-10-06, 07:24 AM

how do we really know if you don't have a fat ass??

raverboy

**Tiay** · 09-10-06, 10:01 AM

mine wouldn't be funny so I wont write it out

**Mathias** · 09-10-06, 10:58 AM

Originally Posted by Gigabitch

Suddenly, I'm very sorry you're too young for me.

Heh, thanks.

I love that quote, though.

**Gigabitch** · 10-10-06, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by Converse

Giga- do mine!

Cheeky lass will spank the cheeks of your ass. Cheaters need not apply.

Originally Posted by Illusional

how do we really know if you don't have a fat ass??

raverboy

I guess you don't, really. My ass used to be fatter when I was married. I don't need you to believe me.

**Mathias** · 12-10-06, 01:46 AM

Originally Posted by Tiay

mine wouldn't be funny so I wont write it out

What would it be?

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