He's "trying" to flirt with you by making comments that have so little meaning or relevance, that you have to laugh just to break the difficult silence that will follow.
'A very big mystery' - Obviously trying to get you to think he has a big dick.
'You confuse me sometimes mr' and he said 'That's the point.' - WTF? Can ANYONE tell me what the point of confusing xNeeNx would be?
*MaJiK*
There are not many things I fear in life, but disappointing you is my greatest.
I love you even with your flaws... I love you because of your flaws.