Do I have a problem???

[Teezy]

ok anyway, back on subject...

I think she's insecure in herself she's making you feel like the bad guy because she doesn't like her body.

Happens to me too if she's not shaved, or has fat in the mid-section or one of those roll-out clits with big labias.

Just me though.

[Gigabitch]

The thing works, right? Then she has no cause for complaints.

I think you should start teasing her about it. Wrap up a cucumber in tin foil, like that guy did in Spinal Tap, and whap her thigh with it. Tell her she has to stop using the words "wood", "hard", "stiff" and "friendly" in her conversations with you, as she evidently scares your penis.

Make her feel like an asshole.

[vashti]

I think your boobies are too big.

How did I miss this post? They are NOT too big - they are proportional.

Anyway, original poster - I am guessing your girlfriend is fairly young and doesn't have all THAT much experience with men. I don't think you need to feel defensive about this. She probably doesn't know that there is a range for what is "normal". I would treat this as an opportunity to teach her something about male anatomy.

By the way, she is probably feeling insecure about it because in her mind, if you aren't hard 24/7 it must mean you aren't all that attracted to her. I doubt she ever considered that pointing it outto you might make YOU feel insecure.

[Junket]

How did I miss this post? They are NOT too big - they are proportional.

I was wondering the same thing, I thought you just didn't fall for the bait.

[Gigabitch]

Vashti- are they like this?



(.Y.)

[Gigabitch]

Are they like.... this?

(.Y.)

[Junket]

Nah, they're probably more like this...

( . )( . )

[Khazard]

(.Y.)

Dont you mean like this?

[vashti]

Are they like.... this?

(.Y.)

That looks about right.

[NeoSeminole]

so your boobs look crooked, huh?

[King Zarathu]

Hahaha... well, she's foreign with dark hair and is probably a furry troll. So, odds are, they look like this:

(,Y,)

[NSolano]

wel yeah, i kinda figured she was a little insecure. I may try not masturbating for a couple of days and taking a break from sex. We have been doing it way too often, like at least once to twice a day. Even though I still dont get hard right away unless I get some stimulation. Good thing she has not complained about the sex, because i know i pretty good.

[Gigabitch]

Jeez- she's wearing you out! Doesn't she respect you for your mind?

Do you feel used now?

[vashti]

so your boobs look crooked, huh?

[Junket]

Anybody else enjoyin' this Vash-boob bashin' as much as I am?