Hiya! New member

[Alison]

Hey everyone!

How are you all doing? My name's Alison, I'm 17 years old and I live in the Netherlands (Europe). I decided to join this forum because I need some help deciding what to do about my love problems, but I'll explain all that later in the Love Advice forum.

It's nice to meet you all, I hope we'll all have fun!

Alison

[King Zarathu]

Finally! Another teenager who doesn't type like a ****ing idiot! You know, the fact that you know people are stupid to the extent that you have to specify that the Netherlands is in Europe is very attractive.

Huge welcome to the forums, be patient with the underlings.

[Alison]

Lol, thanks! Well, I met some people who believed Holland was the capital of Amsterdam, and I had a hard time convincing them it was the other way around. Others believe Denmark is the same country as the Netherlands or that Holland is a city in Germany. So yeah, I guess there's no harm in mentioning which continent I'm from

[King Zarathu]

Which part of the Netherlands are you from?

And, by the way:

Lol

That just completely ruined the moment.

[Alison]

Oops, sorry about that.. Old habits die hard, right?

I'm from Gelderland, in the east of the Netherlands.
I see you're from Texas.. what's life like over there?

[King Zarathu]

Unlike the common misconception, Dallas is an extremely urbanized area. No, I don't wear a cowboy hat, I don't ride horses to get around, I don't live on a farm, and I'm not going to have 13 kids. Furthermore, I'm a computer scientist getting into software engineering. No cattle for me, unless it's dead, cooked, and on my plate.

[Alison]

I guess the image people have of cities or countries is hardly ever correct. For example, I don't wear wooden shoes or live in a windmill, and I don't even like cows or marihuana.
It's a shame you don't wear a cowboy hat though, they rock!

[King Zarathu]

Is that your secret fetish? Do you like being ****ed by men wearing cowboy hats?



...and I thought my S&M fetish was bad

[Alison]

Haha, no, I was just kidding (as I hope you are). It's no good unless I'm the one wearing the cowboy hat.

[vashti]

Skaterboy, behave yourself.

Hi Alison, and welcome. By the way, Texas is Hell. Don't let him fool you.

[King Zarathu]

Hah!

Behave myself? You're the one that smacked my ass in the other thread--and loved it.

[Alison]

Thanks Vashti! Are you from Texas too? What's so bad about Texas? It sounds okay to me.

[King Zarathu]

No, she's from Hell and let's everybody know it with her typing skills and ass-smacking abilities.

[vashti]

Thanks Vashti! Are you from Texas too? What's so bad about Texas? It sounds okay to me.

Texas? HA!! Hardly... I am from California. Texas is full of a bunch of gun-toting conservatives. It is a scary place.

[King Zarathu]

Texas is full of a bunch of gun-toting conservatives.

............

Excluding the present company?