if he sung this song to you

[lilwing89]

what would you do if your lover sung this song to you?

**** her gently by tenacious d:

This is a song
for the ladies
but fellas... listen closely

You don't have to **** her hard
in fact sometimes that's not right to do..
Sometimes u got to make some love
and ****in give her some smooches too..
Sometimes you got to squeeze..
Sometiems you got to say "Please"..
Sometimes you gotta say "Hey,"
"I'm gonna **** you.. softly"
"I'm gonna screw you gently"
"I'm gonna hump you sweetly"
"I'm gonna ball you discreetly"
and then you say "Hey, I brought you flowers"
and then you say "Wait a minute Sally,"
"I think I got sometin' in my teeth could you get it out for me?"
That's ****in' teamwork!
What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me, It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you.
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBAR!
And then I'm gonna love you completely
Then I'll ****ing **** you discreetly
and then I'll ****in bone you completely
but then I'm gonna ****... you hard.....
Hard........

[vashti]

I would be laughing too hard to give it up.

[lilwing89]

if i was a woman, i would too lol

jack black kills me