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Thread: Only A Texas Man Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

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    Only A Texas Man Can Make You Feel Like A Woman

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    >On a transatlantic flight, a plane passed through a severe storm. The
    >turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was
    >struck by lightning.
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    >One woman in particular lost it. Screaming, she stood up in the front of
    >the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wailed. Then she yelled, "Well, if
    >I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is
    >there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
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    >For a moment, there was silence. Everyone had forgotten his or her own
    >peril. Eyes riveted, they all stared at the desperate woman at the front
    >of the plane.
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    >Then a man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome,
    >tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he
    >started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt, one button at a time.
    >No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest.
    >She gasped.
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    >He looked into her eyes and said, "Iron this -- and then get me a beer

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    Typical man...
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    let me guess.. and to make him feel like a man.. she threw it back in his face and told him to iron it himself, and that the bills for this month are on the table..

    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    My ex-boyfriend sent me that in an e-mail today. I thought it was hilarious. I guess it sounds kind-of male-bashing, doesn't it?

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    no.. lol.. my female cousins in Israel and Greece send me guy bashing jokes all the time.. shoot.. lol.. when I find some.. (i'll look on my Yahoo tonight).. but When i do.. i'll post them up.. really really funny...
    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    Cute, giga!
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    I love when ladies post those type of jokes.

    I guess it means they actually find them funny, which obviously should be cause for concern from a ladies point of view
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    umm, you do realize that one more bad comment and you get banned right??
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    Is that true? Who says?
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    his rep is at ONE!!!
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    I will not be the one to do the honors...
    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    I don't think that means he will be booted out of the forum. I think it just means that people think his advice sucks.
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    well.. that.. or his comments.. since he hasn't given much advice.. but he let us all know that he's eating dinner now..
    If you can't stop the Wind, then you can't stop the Storm.

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    Well, I just tried to take a point away to see what would happen, and it won't go down to zero, so I guess he is safe.
    Relax... I'll need some information first. Just the basic facts - can you show me where it hurts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by vashti View Post
    Well, I just tried to take a point away to see what would happen, and it won't go down to zero, so I guess he is safe.
    i just gave him rep because I like him and I don't want him to get the boot.

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