Catholic skooooool

[derm]

Sleeping in class, Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slept through the classes. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny, who sat behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good," and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret, "Who is our Lord and Savior?"

But Mary Margaret didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt with his pencil.

"Jesus Christ!," shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back to sleep.

The Nun soon asked Mary Margaret a third question: "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty- third child?"

Again little Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The Nun fainted.

[vashti]

I don't usually open the jokes because they usually suck, but this thread looked lonely, so I opened it. Very cute!

[Gigabitch]

I'm sending that to my friend Lissie, who went to Catholic school.