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  1. 19-10-06, 11:05 PM #1
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    Blonde Lottery

    A broke blonde decides to ask God for help. "Dear Lord," she prays, "if I don't get some cash, I'm gonna lose everything. Please let me win the lottery."

    Lottery night comes, but the blonde doesn't win. She prays even harder, saying, "God, why have you forsaken me? My children are starving. Please just let me win this once."

    Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light, and the blonde hears God speak.

    "Sweetheart, work with me on this," he says. "Buy a ticket."
  2. 20-10-06, 01:26 AM #2
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    Nice one! I'll share that with my blonde friend right now...
  3. 20-10-06, 04:43 AM #3
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    That's cool.
  4. 20-10-06, 05:52 AM #4
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    I don't get it!
















    No I do.....just acting blonde
    Many questions answered.... Many answers questioned
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    Quote Originally Posted by derm View Post
    I don't get it

    No I do.....just acting blonde

    OMG, you're a man-bimbo. You're a himbo.
  6. 24-10-06, 09:13 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gigabitch View Post
    Nice one! I'll share that with my blonde friend right now...
    well i hope he are she will like it
  7. 25-10-06, 01:10 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by loveman View Post
    well i hope he are she will like it
    It took a while. She finally got it this morning.
  8. 25-10-06, 01:23 AM #8
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    Hahahaha good one.


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  9. 03-11-06, 06:27 AM #9
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    funny! lol!!
  10. 27-11-06, 05:38 PM #10
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    Haha good one!
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